(영화대본) 슈렉 2

이 중에서 몇 개만 확실히 외우면 성공입니다. 욕심을 버려야 합니다. 다 얻으려면 다 잃습니다. 자신에게 와닿는 표현들 몇 개만을 집중적으로 물고 늘어지시기 바랍니다. 선택과 집중! 자신에게 와닿는 표현이란? 자신과 궁합이 맞는 표현입니다. 결국 모든 영어를 다 할 수도 없고, 그럴 필요도 없는 겁니다. 자신과 잘 맞는 것만 선택해서 집중적으로 외우시기 바랍니다.  

자신과 궁합이 맞지 않는 표현들은 외워봐야 결국 못 써먹습니다. 입에서 나오지 않습니다. 결국 누구나 자신만의 영어를 할 수 밖에 없는 겁니다. 포기할 것은 빨리 포기하고 얻을 수 있는 것만 얻는 것! 이게 겸손한 방법이요, 산전수전 다 겪은 고수들의 방법입니다. 고수들은 자신의 한계를 분명히 아는 사람입니다. 자신의 한계를 벗어나지 않습니다. 그래서 고수들은 분명한 색깔을 가지고 있습니다. 색깔이 없는 사람은 아직 고수가 아닙니다. 아무 영어나 다 외우려고 하는 사람은 아직 아마추어 입니다. 


Once upon a time


in a  kingdom far far away


The king and queen were blessed
with a beautiful baby girl.


And throughout the land
everyone was happy.


...Until the sun went went down


...and they saw that their daughter were
cursed with a freightful enchantment


...that took hold each
and every night


...Desperate. They sought the
help of a fairy god mother


...who had them lock the
young princess away in a tower...


...there to await the kiss...


...of the handsome prince charming.


...It was he who would chance
the perilous journey


through blistering cold
and scorching desert


travelling for many days and nights


risking life and lip...


to reach the Dragon's keep.


For he was... the bravest...


and most handsome


...In all the land


And it was destiny


that his kiss


would break the dreaded curse.


He alone


would climb to the highest room


of the tallest tower


to enter the princess' chambers


cross the room to her sleeping
silhouette


pull back the gossamer curtains


to find her...


What?


Princess Fiona?


NO!


Oh, thank Heavens!


Where is she?


She's on her honeymoon.


Honeymoon?!


With whom?


[♪ Counting Crows: Accidentally In Love]


♪ So she said
what's the problem, baby?


♪ What's the problem?
I don't know


♪ Well, maybe I'm in love


♪ Think about it
every time I think 'bout it


♪ Can't stop thinking 'bout it


♪ How much longer
will it take to cure this?


♪ Just to cure it,
'cause I can't ignore it


♪ If it's love, love


♪ Makes me wanna turn around
and face me


♪ But I don't know nothing
'bout love


♪ Oh, come on, come on


- [screams]
- ♪ Turn a little faster


♪ Come on, come on


♪ The world will follow after


♪ Come on, come on


♪ Everybody's after love


♪ So I said
I'm a snowball running


♪ Running down into this spring
that's coming all this love


♪ Melting under blue skies
belting out sunlight


♪ Shimmering love


♪ Well, baby, I surrender


♪ To the strawberry ice cream


♪ Never ever end of all this love


♪ Well, I didn't mean to do it


♪ But there's no escaping your love


♪ These lines of lightning
mean we're never alone


♪ Never alone, no, no


♪ Come on, come on


♪ Jump a little higher


♪ Come on, come on


♪ If you feel a little lighter


♪ Come on, come on


♪ We were once upon a time in love


Hyah!


♪ We 're accidentally in love


♪ Accidentally in love


♪ Accidentally in love


♪ Accidentally in love


♪ Accidentally in love


♪ Accidentally in love


♪ Accidentally in love


♪ Accidentally


♪ I'm in love, I'm in love,
I'm in love, I'm in love


♪ I'm in love, I'm in love


♪ Accidentally in love


♪ I'm in love


♪ I'm in love ♪


It's so good to be home!


- [distant singing]
- [giggling]


Just you and me and...


[Donkey sings]


- ♪ Two can be as bad as one,,, ♪
- Donkey?


Shrek! Fiona! Aren't you two
a sight for sore eyes!


Give us a hug, Shrek,
you old Iove machine.


[chuckles]


And Iook at you, Mrs. Shrek.
How 'bout a side of sugar for the steed?


Donkey, what are you doing here?


Taking care of your Iove nest for you.


Oh, you mean Iike... sorting the mail
and watering the plants?


- Yeah, and feeding the fish!
- I don't have any fish.


You do now. I call that one Shrek
and the other Fiona.


That Shrek is a rascally devil.
Get your...


Look at the time.
I guess you'd better be going.


Don't you want to tell me about your trip?
Or how about a game of Parcheesi?


Actually, Donkey? Shouldn't you be
getting home to Dragon?


Oh, yeah, that.


I don't know.
She's been all moody and stuff Iately.


I thought I'd move in with you.


You know we're always happy
to see you, Donkey.


But Fiona and I are married now.


We need a Iittle time, you know,
to be together.


Just with each other.


AIone.


Say no more.
You don't have to worry about a thing.


I will always be here to make sure
nobody bothers you.


- Donkey!
- Yes, roomie?


You're bothering me.


Oh, OK. AII right, cool. I guess...


Me and Pinocchio was going to catch
a tournament, anyway, so...


Maybe I'II see y'all Sunday
for a barbecue or something.


He'II be fine.
Now, where were we?


[giggles] Oh.


I think I remember.


- Donkey!
- [Fiona yelps]


I know, I know! AIone!
I'm going! I'm going.


What do you want me
to tell these other guys?


[fanfare]


[ ♪ theme to Hawaii Five-O]


Enough, Reggie.


[clears throat] "Dearest Princess Fiona.


"You are hereby summoned
to the Kingdom of Far, Far Away


"for a royal ball
in celebration of your marriage


"at which time the King


"will bestow his royal blessing...
upon you and your..."


uh... "Prince Charming.


"Love, the King and Queen
of Far, Far Away.


"aka Mom and Dad."


Mom and Dad?


- Prince Charming?
- Royal ball? Can I come?


- We're not going.
- [both] What?


I mean, don't you think
they might be a bit...


shocked to see you Iike this?


[chuckles] Well, they might be
a bit surprised.


But they're my parents, Shrek.
They Iove me.


And don't worry.
They'II Iove you, too.


Yeah, right.


Somehow I don't think I'II be welcome
at the country club.


Stop it.
They're not Iike that.


How do you explain Sergeant Pompous
and the Fancy Pants CIub Band?


Oh, come on! You could at Ieast
give them a chance.


To do what?
Sharpen their pitchforks?


No! They just want
to give you their blessing.


Oh, great.
Now I need their blessing?


If you want to be a part
of this family, yes!


Who says I want
to be part of this family?


You did!
When you married me!


Well, there's some fine print for you!


[exasperated sigh]
So that's it. You won't come?


Trust me. It's a bad idea.
We are not going! And that's final!


Come on!
We don't want to hit traffic!


[Gingy] Don't worry!
We'II take care of everything.


[all cheer]


- Hey, wait for me. Oof!
- [glass breaks]


[sighs]


[♪ Chic: Le Freak]


♪ Hit it! Move 'em on! Head 'em up!
Head 'em up, move 'em on! Head 'em up!


♪ Rawhide! Move 'em on!
Head 'em up!


♪ Move 'em on! Move 'em on!
Head 'em up! Rawhide!


♪ Ride 'em up! Move 'em on!
Head 'em up! Move 'em on! Rawhide!


♪ Knock 'em out! Pound 'em dead!
Make 'em tea! Buy 'em drinks!


♪ Meet their mamas!
Milk 'em hard!


♪ Rawhide! ♪
Yee-haw!


- [Donkey] Are we there yet?
- [ShreK] No.


- [Donkey] Are we there yet?
- [Fiona] Not yet.


- [Donkey] OK, are we there yet?
- [Fiona] No.


- [Donkey] Are we there yet?
- [ShreK] No!


- [Donkey] Are we there yet?
- [ShreK] Yes.


- Really?
- No!


- Are we there yet?
- [Fiona] No!


- Are we there yet?
- [ShreK] We are not!


- Are we there yet?
- [Shrek 

- Are we there yet?
- [Shrek mimics]


- That's not funny. That's really immature.
- [Shrek mimics]


- This is why nobody Iikes ogres.
- [Shrek mimics]


- Your Ioss!
- [Shrek mimics]


- I'm gonna just stop talking.
- Finally!


This is taking forever, Shrek.
There's no in-flight movie or nothing!


The Kingdom of Far, Far Away, Donkey.


That's where we're going.
Far, far...


[softly] away!


AII right, all right, I get it.
I'm just so darn bored.


Well, find a way
to entertain yourself.


[sighs]


[deep sigh]


[clicks tongue]


[popping]


- [popping]
- [exasperated sigh]


For five minutes...


Could you not be yourself...


[shouts]...for five minutes!


- [popping]
- [shrieks]


Are we there yet?


- [chuckles] Yes!
- Oh, finally!


[fanfare]


[ ♪ Lipps, Inc: Funkytown]


Wow!


It's going to be champagne wishes
and caviar dreams from now on.


Hey, good-Iooking!
We'II be back to pick you up Iater!


♪ Gotta make a move
to a town that's right for me


We are definitely not
in the swamp anymore.


[whistle] Halt!


♪ Well, I talk about it, talk about it,
talk about it, talk about it


Hey, everyone, Iook.


♪ Talk about, talk about movin',,, ♪


Hey, Iadies! Nice day for a parade, huh?
You working that hat.


[Donkey] Swimming pools!
Movie stars!


[cheering]


[applause]


[fanfare]


Announcing the Iong-awaited return


of the beautiful Princess Fiona
and her new husband.


Well, this is it.


- This is it.
- This is it.


This is it.


[fanfare]


[fanfare and cheering stop]


[gasps]


[tweeting]


[baby wails]


Uh... why don't you guys go ahead?
I'II park the car.


[chuckles] So...


you still think
this was a good idea?


Of course! Look.
Mom and Dad Iook happy to see us.


- [softly] Who on earth are they?
- [softly] I think that's our Iittle girl.


That's not Iittle!
That's a really big problem.


Wasn't she supposed to kiss
Prince Charming and break the spell?


Well, he's no Prince Charming,
but they do Iook...


[softly] Happy now?
We came. We saw them.


Now Iet's go before
they Iight the torches.


- They're my parents.
- Hello? They Iocked you in a tower.


That was for my own...


Good! Here's our chance. Let's go
back inside and pretend we're not home.


Harold, we have to be...


Quick! While they're not Iooking
we can make a run for it.


Shrek, stop it!
Everything's gonna be...


A disaster! There is no way...


- You can do this.
- I really...


- Really...
- don't... want... to... be...


Here!


Mom... Dad...


I'd Iike you to meet my husband...


Shrek.


Well, um...


It's easy to see where Fiona
gets her good Iooks from.


[chuckles nervously]


[gulps]


[belches]


- Excuse me.
- [Shrek 

Better out than in,
I always say, eh, Fiona?


[both giggle]


[ShreK] That's good.


I guess not.


What do you mean, "not on the Iist"?
Don't tell me you don't know who I am.


What do you mean, "not on the Iist"?
Don't tell me you don't know who I am.


What's happening, everybody?
Thanks for waiting.


- I had the hardest time finding this place.
- No! No! Bad donkey! Bad! Down!


No, Dad! It's all right.
It's all right. He's with us.


- He helped rescue me from the dragon.
- That's me: the noble steed.


Waiter!
How 'bout a bowl for the steed?


Oh, boy.


[slurps]


- Um, Shrek?
- Yeah?


Oh, sorry!
Great soup, Mrs Q.


Mmm!


No, no. Darling.


[chuckles nervously] Oh!


So, Fiona, tell us
about where you Iive.


Well...


Shrek owns his own Iand.


- Don't you, honey?
- Oh, yes!


It's in an enchanted forest


abundant in squirrels
and cute Iittle duckies and...


[Iaughing] What?


I know you ain't
talking about the swamp.


An ogre from a swamp.
Oh! How original.


I suppose that would be a fine place
to raise the children.


- [splutters]
- [chokes]


It's a bit early to be
thinking about that, isn't it?


- Indeed. I just started eating.
- Harold!


- What's that supposed to mean?
- Dad. It's great, OK?


- For his type, yes.
- My type?


I got to go to the bathroom.


- Dinner is served!
- Never mind. I can hold it.


Bon appetit!


Oh, Mexican food!
My favorite.


Let's not sit here with our tummies
rumbling. Everybody dig in.


Don't mind if I do, Lillian.


I suppose any grandchildren
I could expect from you would be...


Ogres, yes!


Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Right, Harold?


Oh, no! No! Of course, not!


That is, assuming you don't
eat your own young!


Dad!


No, we usually prefer the ones
who've been Iocked away in a tower!


- Shrek, please!
- I only did that because I Iove her.


Aye, day care
or dragon-guarded castle.


You wouldn't understand.
You're not her father!


It's so nice to have the family
together for dinner.


- Harold!
- Shrek!


- Fiona!
- Fiona!


- Mom!
- Harold...


Donkey!


[glissando]


♪ Yourfallen tears have called to me


♪ So, here comes my sweet remedy


♪ I know what every princess needs


♪ For her to live life happily,,, ♪


[both gasp]


Oh, my dear.
Oh, Iook at you.


You're all grown up.


- Who are you?
- Oh, sweet pea!


I'm your fairy godmother.


- I have a fairy godmother?
- Shush, shush.


Now, don't worry.
I'm here to make it all better.


With just a...


♪ Wave of my magic wand
Your troubles will soon be gone


♪ With a flick of the wrist and just a flash
You'll land a prince with a ton of cash


♪ A high-priced dress
made by mice no less


♪ Some crystal glass pumps
And no more stress


♪ Your worries will vanish,
your soul will cleanse


♪ Confide in your very own
furniture friends


♪ We 'll help you set a new fashion trend


- ♪ I'll make you fancy, I'll make you great
- ♪ The kind of girl a prince would date!


♪ They'll write your name
on the bathroom wall,,,


♪ "For a happy ever after,
give Fiona a call!"


♪ A sporty carriage to ride in style,
Sexy man boy chauffeur, Kyle


♪ Banish your blemishes, tooth decay,
Cellulite thighs will fade away


♪ And oh, what the hey!
Have a bichon frise!'


♪ Nip and tuck, here and there
to land that prince with the perfect hair


♪ Lipstick liners, shadows blush
To get that prince with the sexy tush


♪ Lucky day, hunk buffet
You and your prince take a roll in the hay


♪ You can spoon on the moon
With the prince to the tune


♪ Don't be drab, you'll be fab
Your prince will have rock-hard abs


♪ Cheese souffle, Valentine's Day
Have some chicken fricassee!


♪ Nip and tuck, here and there
To land that prince with the perfect hair ♪


Stop!


[chuckles] Look...


Thank you very much,
Fairy Godmother,


but I really don't need all this.


[gasps and mutterings of disapproval]


- Fine. Be that way.
- We didn't Iike you, anyway.


- [knocking]
- [ShreK] Fiona? Fiona?


[dog barks]


Oh! You got a puppy?
AII I got in my room was shampoo.


Oh, uh...


Fairy Godmother, furniture...


[giggles]


I'd Iike you to meet my husband, Shrek.


Your husband? What? What did you say?
When did this happen?


Shrek is the one who rescued me.


- But that can't be right.
- Oh, great, more relatives!


She's just trying to help.


Good! She can help us pack.
Get your coat, dear. We're Ieaving.


- What?
- I don't want to Ieave.


When did you decide this?


- Shortly after arriving.
- Look, I'm sorry...


No, that's all right.
I need to go, anyway.


But remember, dear.
If you should ever need me...


happiness...


is just a teardrop away.


Thanks, but we've got all
the happiness we need.


Happy, happy, happy...


[Iaughs] So I see.


Let's go, Kyle.


- Very nice, Shrek.
- What?


I told you coming here was a bad idea.


You could've at Ieast tried
to get along with my father.


I don't think I was going to get
Daddy's blessing,


even if I did want it.


Do you think it might be nice
if somebody asked me what I wanted?


Sure. Do you want me
to pack for you?


You're unbelievable!
You're behaving Iike a...


- Go on! Say it!
- Like an ogre!


Here's a news flash for you!


Whether your parents Iike it or not...
I am an ogre!


- [yelps]
- [roars]


And guess what, Princess?
That's not about to change.


I've made changes for you, Shrek.
Think about that.


That's real smooth, Shrek.
"I'm an ogre!"


[mimics Shrek roaring]


[sniffling]


I knew this would happen.


[Lillian] You should.
You started it.


I can hardly believe that, Lillian.
He's the ogre. Not me.


I think, Harold, you're taking this
a Iittle too personally.


This is Fiona's choice.


But she was supposed to choose
the prince we picked for her.


I mean, you expect me to give
my blessings to this... thing?


Fiona does.
And she'II never forgive you if you don't.


I don't want to Iose
our daughter again, Harold.


Oh, you act as if Iove
is totally predictable.


Don't you remember when
we were young?


We used to walk
down by the Iily pond and...


- they were in bloom...
- Our first kiss.


It's not the same!


I don't think you realize that
our daughter has married a monster!


Oh, stop being such a drama king.


Fine! Pretend there's nothing wrong!


La, di, da, di, da!
Isn't it all wonderful!


I'd Iike to know
how it could get any worse!


- Hello, Harold.
- [gasps]


- What happened?
- Nothing, dear!


Just the old crusade wound
playing up a bit!


[chuckles]


I'II just stretch it
out here for a while.


You better get in.
We need to talk.


Actually, Fairy Godmother,
off to bed.


[yawns] AIready taken my pills,
and they tend to make me a bit drowsy.


So, how about... we make this
a quick visit. What?


Oh, hello.
Ha-ha-ha!


So, what's new?


You remember my son,
Prince Charming?


Is that you? My gosh!
It's been years.


When did you get back?


Oh, about five minutes ago, actually.


After I endured blistering winds,
scorching desert...


I climbed to the highest room
in the tallest tower...


Mommy can handle this.


He endures blistering winds
and scorching desert!


He climbs to the highest bloody room
of the tallest bloody tower...


And what does he find?


Some gender-confused wolf
telling him that his princess


is already married.


It wasn't my fault.
He didn't get there in time.


Stop the car!


[crash]


Harold.


You force me to do something
I really don't want to do.


[gasps] Where are we?


Hi. Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy!
May I take your order?


My diet is ruined!
I hope you're happy. Er... okay.


Two Renaissance Wraps,
no mayo... chili rings...


- I'II have the Medieval Meal.
- One Medieval Meal and, Harold...


- Curly fries?
- No, thank you.


- Sourdough soft taco, then?
- No, really, I'm fine.


Your order, Fairy Godmother.
This comes with the Medieval Meal.


There you are, dear.


We made a deal, Harold, and I assume
you don't want me to go back on my part.


[sighs deeply] Indeed not.


So, Fiona and Charming will be together.


- Yes.
- Believe me, Harold. It's what's best.


Not only for your daughter...


but for your Kingdom.


What am I supposed to do about it?


Use your imagination.


[whooshing]


[whinnies]


Oh...


Come on in, Your Majesty.


[piano plays, people talK]


♪ I like my town


♪ With a little drop of poison


♪ Nobody knows,,,


[barman belches]


[clears throat] Excuse me.


Do I know you?


No, you must be mistaking me
for someone else.


Uh... excuse me.
I'm Iooking for the Ugly Stepsister.


Ah! There you are. Right.


You see, I need to have
someone taken care of.


- Who's the guy?
- Well, he's not a guy, per se.


Um... He's an ogre.


[crowd gasp]


Hey, buddy, Iet me clue you in.


There's only one fellow who can handle
a job Iike that, and, frankly...


he don't Iike to be disturbed.


he don't Iike to be disturbed.


Where could I find him?


[knock on door]


Hello?


Who dares enter my room?


Sorry! I hope I'm not interrupting, but
I'm told you're the one to talk to


about an ogre problem?


You are told correct.


But for this, I charge
a great deal of money.


Would... this be enough?


You have engaged my valuable
services, Your Majesty.


Just tell me where
I can find this ogre.


[♪ Eels: I Need Some Sleep]


[snoring]


[chimes]


♪ Everyone says
I'm getting down too low


♪ Everyone says
you've just gotta let it go


♪ You just gotta let it go


♪ I need some sleep


♪ Time to put the old horse down


♪ I'm in too deep


♪ And the wheels keep spinning round


♪ Everyone says
you've just gotta let it go ♪


♪ Everyone says
you've just gotta let it go ♪


Dear Knight, I pray that you take
this favor as a token of my gratitude,


[plays tune]


Dear Diary,,,


Sleeping Beauty is having
a slumber party tomorrow,


but Dad says I can't go,
He never lets me out after sunset,


Dad says I'm going away for a while,


Must be like some finishing school,


Mom says that when I'm old enough,


my Prince Charming will rescue me
from my tower


and bring me back to my family,


and we'll all live
happily ever after,


Mrs, Fiona Charming,


Mrs, Fiona Charming,


Mrs, Fiona Charming,


[echoing] Mrs, Fiona Charming,


[knock on door]


Sorry. I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.


No, no. I was just reading a, uh...
a scary book.


I was hoping you'd Iet me apologize
for my despicable behavior earlier.


- Okay...
- I don't know what came over me.


Do you suppose we could pretend
it never happened and start over...


- Look, Your Majesty, I just...
- PIease. Call me Dad.


Dad. We both acted Iike ogres.


Maybe we just need some time
to get to know each other.


Excellent idea! I was actually hoping
you might join me for a morning hunt.


A Iittle father-son time?


I know it would mean
the world to Fiona.


[sighs]


Shall we say,
7:30 by the old oak?


[birds twitter]


[ShreK] Face it, Donkey!
We're Iost.


We can't be Iost. We followed
the King's instructions exactly.


"Head to the
darkest part of the woods..."


"Past the sinister trees
with scary-Iooking branches."


- The bush shaped Iike Shirley Bassey!
- We passed that three times already!


You were the one who said
not to stop for directions.


Oh, great. My one chance
to fix things up with Fiona's dad


and I end up Iost
in the woods with you!


Don't get huffy!
I'm only trying to help.


I know! I know.


- I'm sorry, all right?
- Hey, don't worry about it.


I just really need to make
things work with this guy.


Yeah, sure. Now Iet's go
bond with Daddy.


[purring]


[purring]


Well, well, well, Donkey.


I know it was kind of a tender
moment back there, but the purring?


What? I ain't purring.


Sure. What's next? A hug?


Hey, Shrek. Donkeys don't purr.
What do you think I am, some kind of a...


Ha-ha!
Fear me, if you dare!


[hisses]


Look! A Iittle cat.


- Look out, Shrek! He got a piece!
- It's a cat, Donkey.


Come here,
Iittle kitty, kitty.


Come on, Iittle kitty. Come here.
Oh! Come here, Iittle kitty.


- [screaming]
- Whoa!


- Hold on, Shrek! I'm coming!
- Come on! Get it off! Get it off!


Oh, God. Oh...


No!


- Look out, Shrek! Hold still!
- Get it off!


Shrek! Hold still!


- Did I miss?
- No. You got them.


Now, ye ogre, pray for mercy from...


Puss... in Boots!


I'II kill that cat!


Ah-ha-ha!


[coughs]


[wheezes]


[retches]


[coughs]


- [chuckles] Hairball.
- Oh! That is nasty!


What should we do with him?


Take the sword and neuter him.
Give him the Bob Barker treatment.


Oh, no! Por favor!
PIease!


I implore you!
It was nothing personal, Senor.


I was doing it only for my family.


My mother, she is sick.
And my father Iives off the garbage!


The King offered me much in gold
and I have a Iitter of brothers...


Whoa, whoa, whoa!


Fiona's father paid you to do this?


The rich King? Si.


[screams]


Well, so much for Dad's royal blessing.


Don't feel bad. AImost everybody
that meets you wants to kill you.


Gee, thanks.


Maybe Fiona would've been better off
if I were some sort of Prince Charming.


That's what the King said.


Oh, uh... sorry. I thought that question
was directed at me.


Shrek, Fiona knows
you'd do anything for her.


Well, it's not Iike
I wouldn't change if I could.


I just... I just wish
I could make her happy.


Hold the phone...


"Happiness."


"A tear drop away."


Donkey! Think of the saddest thing
that's ever happened to you!


Aw, man, where do I begin?


First there was the time that old farmer
tried to sell me for some magic beans.


Then this fool had a party and he have
the guests trying to pin the tail on me.


Then they got drunk and start beating me
with a stick, going "Pinata!!"


What is a pinata, anyway?


No, Donkey! I need you to cry!


Don't go projecting on me.


I know you're feeling bad,
but you got to...


Aaaahhh!


You Iittle, hairy,
Iitter-Iicking sack of...


What? Is it on? Is it on?


[clears throat]


This is Fairy Godmother,


I'm either away
from my desk or with a client,


But if you come by the office, we'll be
glad to make you an appointment,


Have a "happy ever after, "


Oh...


Are you up for a Iittle quest, Donkey?


That's more Iike it! Shrek and Donkey,
on another whirlwind adventure!


♪ Ain't no stoppin' us now! Whoo!
We're on the move!


- Stop, Ogre! I have misjudged you.
- Join the club. We've got jackets.


On my honor, I am obliged to accompany
you until I have saved your Iife


as you have spared me mine.


The position of annoying talking animal
has already been taken.


Let's go, Shrek. Shrek?


- Shrek!
- Aw, come on, Donkey. Look at him...


in his wee Iittle boots.


You know, how many cats can wear boots?
Honestly.


- Let's keep him!
- Say what?


[purrs]


Ahh!


Listen. He's purring!


- Oh, so now it's cute.
- Come on, Donkey. Lighten up.


Lighten up? I should Iighten up?
Look who's telling who to Iighten up!


Lighten up? I should Iighten up?
Look who's telling who to Iighten up!


[giggles] Shrek!


[barks]


[barks]


Shrek?


They're both festive, aren't they?


What do you think, Harold?


Um... Yes, yes.
Fine. Fine.


[sighs]


Try to at Ieast pretend you're interested
in your daughter's wedding ball.


Honestly, Lillian,
I don't think it matters.


How do we know there will
even be a ball?


Mom. Dad.


- Oh, hello, dear.
- What's that, Cedric? Right! Coming.


Mom, have you seen Shrek?


I haven't.
You should ask your father.


Be sure and use small words, dear.
He's a Iittle slow this morning.


- Can I help you, Your Majesty?
- Ah, yes! Um...


Mmm! Exquisite.
What do you call this dish?


That would be the dog's breakfast,
Your Majesty.


Ah, yes. Very good, then.
Carry on, Cedric.


- Dad? Dad, have you seen Shrek?
- No, I haven't, dear.


I'm sure he just went off to Iook for
a nice... mud hole to cool down in.


You know, after your
Iittle spat Iast night.


Oh. You heard that, huh?


The whole kingdom heard you.


I mean, after all,
it is in his nature to be...


well, a bit of a brute.


Him? You know, you didn't exactly
roll out the Welcome Wagon.


Well, what did you expect?
Look at what he's done to you.


Shrek Ioves me for who I am.


I would think you'd be happy for me.


Darling, I'm just thinking about
what's best for you.


Maybe you should do the same.


[both whisper]


No, really?


[both Iaugh]


[ShreK] Shh...


Oh...


[hooter blasts]


Oh, no. That's the old Keebler's place.
Let's back away slowly.


That's the Fairy Godmother's cottage.


She's the Iargest producer of hexes
and potions in the whole kingdom.


Then why don't we pop in there
for a spell? Ha-ha! Spell!


[Puss in Boots
shrieks with Iaughter]


[Puss in Boots] He makes me Iaugh.


Hi. I'm here to see the...


The Fairy Godmother.
I'm sorry. She is not in.


Jerome!
Coffee and a Monte Cristo, Now!


[sighs]


Yes, Fairy Godmother.
Right away.


Look, she's not seeing
any clients today, OK?


That's OK, buddy.
We're from the union.


The union?


We represent the workers in all magical
industries, both evil and benign.


Oh! Oh, right.


Are you feeling at all
degraded or oppressed?


Uh... a Iittle.
We don't even have dental.


They don't even have dental.


Okay, we'II just have
a Iook around.


Oh. By the way.


I think it'd be better if the Fairy Godmother
didn't know we were here.


- Know what I'm saying? Huh?
- Huh? Huh? Huh?


- Stop it.
- Of course. Go right in.


[voices and grinding machines]


[explosion]


A drop of desire.


[giggles] Naughty!


A pinch of passion.


[Iaughs]


And just a hint of...


Iust!


[Iaughs]


- [ShreK] Excuse me.
- [gasps]


Sorry to barge in Iike this...


What in Grimm's name
are you doing here?


Well, it seems
that Fiona's not exactly happy.


Oh-ho-ho!


And there's some question
as to why that is?


Well, Iet's explore that, shall we?


Ah. P, P, P...
Princess. Cinderella.


Here we are.
"Lived happily ever after." Oh...


[Iaughs] No ogres!


Let's see. Snow White.


A handsome prince.
Oh, no ogres.


SIeeping Beauty. Oh, no ogres!


Hansel and Gretel? No!
Thumbelina? No.


The Golden Bird,
the Little Mermaid, Pretty Woman...


No, no, no, no, no!


You see, ogres don't
Iive happily ever after.


AII right, Iook, Iady!


Don't you point...
those dirty green sausages at me!


Your Monte Cristo and coffee.


Oh! Sorry.


Ah... that's okay.


We were just Ieaving.


Very sorry to have wasted your time,
Miss Godmother.


Just... go.


Come on, guys.


[whistles tune]


TGIF, eh, buddy?


Working hard or hardly working,
eh, Mac?


Get your fine Corinthian footwear
and your cat cheeks out of my face!


Man, that stinks!


You don't exactly smell Iike
a basket of roses.


- Well, one of these has got to help.
- I was just concocting this very plan!


AIready our minds are becoming one.


Whoa, whoa. If we need an expert on
Iicking ourselves, we'II give you a call.


Shrek, this is a bad idea.


Look. Make yourself useful
and go keep watch.


Puss, do you think you
could get to those on top?


No problema, boss.
In one of my nine Iives,


I was the great cat burglar
of Santiago de Compostela.


Ha-ha-ha-ha!


Shrek, are you off your nut?


Donkey, keep watch.


Keep watch?
Yeah, I'II keep watch.


I'II watch that wicked witch come and
whammy a world of hurt up your backside.


I'II Iaugh, too.
I'II be giggling to myself.


- What do you see?
- Toad Stool Softener?


I'm sure a nice BM is the perfect solution
for marital problems.


- EIfa Seltzer?
- Uh-uh.


- Hex Lax?
- No! Try "handsome."


Sorry. No handsome.


Hey! How about "Happily Ever After"?


Well, what does it do?


It says "Beauty Divine."


In some cultures, donkeys are revered
as the wisest of creatures.


Especially us talking ones.


[gasps] Donkey!


That'II have to do.
We've got company.


Can we get on with this?


Hurry!


Nice catch, Donkey!


Finally! A good use for your mouth.


[♪ Pete Yorn: Ever Fallen In Love]


Come on!


♪ You spurn my natural emotions


♪ You make me feel like dirt
and I'm hurt


♪ And if I start a commotion


♪ I run the risk of losing you
and that's worse


♪ Ever fallen in love with someone,
ever fallen in love


♪ In love with someone,
ever fallen in love


♪ In love with someone
you shouldn 't have fallen in love with


♪ Ever fallen in love with someone,
ever fallen in love


♪ In love with someone,
ever fallen in love


♪ With someone
you shouldn 't have fallen in love with


♪ Fallen in love with


♪ Ever fallen in love with someone
you shouldn 't have fallen in love with ♪


I don't care whose fault it is.
Just get this place cleaned up!


And somebody bring me something
deep fried and smothered in chocolate!


- Mother!
- Charming. Sweetheart.


This isn't a good time, pumpkin.
Mama's working.


Whoa, what happened here?


- The ogre, that's what!
- What? Where is he, Mom?


I shall rend his head
from his shoulders!


I will smite him where he stands!


He will rue the very day he stole
my kingdom from me!


Oh, put it away, Junior!
You're still going to be king.


We'II just have to come up
with something smarter.


Pardon. Um...


Everything is accounted for,
Fairy Godmother, except for one potion.


What?


Oh...


I do believe we can make
this work to our advantage.


"Happily Ever After Potion.
Maximum strength.


"For you and your true Iove.


"If one of you drinks this,
you both will be fine.


"Happiness, comfort
and beauty divine."


- You both will be fine?
- I guess it means it'II affect Fiona, too.


Hey, man, this don't feel right.
My donkey senses are tingling all over.


Drop that jug o' voodoo
and Iet's get out of here.


It says, "Beauty Divine."
How bad can it be?


[sneezes]


See, you're allergic to that stuff.
You'II have a reaction.


And if you think that I'II be smearing
Vapor Rub over your chest, think again!


Boss, just in case there is something
wrong with the potion...


allow me to take the first sip.


It would be an honor to Iay my Iife
on the Iine for you.


Oh, no, no. I don't think so.


If there'II be any animal testing,
I'II do it.


That's the best friend's job.
Now give me that bottle.


How do you feel?


I don't feel any different.
I Iook any different?


You still Iook Iike an ass to me.


Maybe it doesn't work on donkeys.


- Well, here's to us, Fiona.
- Shrek?


- You drink that, there's no going back.
- I know.


- No more wallowing in the mud?
- I know.


- No more itchy butt crack?
- I know!


- But you Iove being an ogre!
- I know!


But I Iove Fiona more.


But I Iove Fiona more.


Shrek, no! Wait!


[gurgling]


[farts]


Got to be... I think you grabbed
the "Farty Ever After" potion.


Maybe it's a dud.


Or maybe Fiona and I
were never meant to be.


Or maybe Fiona and I
were never meant to be.


[thunder rumbles]


Uh-oh. What did I tell you?
I feel something coming on.


I don't want to die.
I don't want to die. I don't want to die!


Oh, sweet sister, mother of mercy.
I'm melting!


I'm melting!


It's just the rain, Donkey.


[chuckles] Oh.


Don't worry. Things seem bad
because it's dark and rainy


and Fiona's father hired
a sleazy hitman to whack you.


[hisses]


It'II be better in the morning.
You'II see...


♪ The sun'll come out,,,


♪ Tomorrow


[yawns]


♪ Bet your bottom,,, ♪


Bet my bottom?


I'm coming, EIizabeth!


Donkey?


Are you all right?


- Hey, boss. Let's shave him.
- D-Donkey?


[groans]


[Puss In Boots shrieks]


There you are!
We missed you at dinner.


What is it, darling?


Dad...


I've been thinking
about what you said.


And I'm going to set things right.


Ah! Excellent!
That's my girl.


It was a mistake to bring Shrek here.


I'm going to go out and find him.


And then we'II go back
to the swamp where we belong.


[Lillian] Fiona, please!


Let's not be rash, darling.
You can't go anywhere right now.


[rain patters]


[Both] Fiona!


Look, I told you he was here.
Look at him! Quiet. Look at him.


[Shrek groans]


Good morning, sleepyhead.


[Shrek shouts]


[AII] Good morning!


We Iove your kitty!


- [ShreK] Oh... My head...
- Here, I fetched a pail of water.


Thanks.


Uhh!


Aahh!


Oh...


A cute button nose?


Thick, wavy Iocks?


Taut, round buttocks?


I'm... I'm...


- Gorgeous!
- I'II say.


I'm Jill. What's your name?


- Um... Shrek.
- Shrek? Wow. Are you from Europe?


- You're tense.
- I want to rub his shoulders.


- I got it covered.
- I don't have anything to rub.


Get in Iine.


Get in Iine.


- Have you seen my donkey?
- Who are you calling donkey?


- Donkey? You're a...
- A stallion, baby!


I can whinny.


[whinnies]
I can count.


Look at me, Shrek!
I'm trotting!


That's some quality potion.
What's in that stuff?


"Oh, don't take the potion,
Mr. Boss, it's very bad."


Pah!


"Warning: Side effects may include
burning, itching, oozing, weeping.


"Not intended for heart patients
or those with... nervous disorders."


I'm trotting, I'm trotting in place! Yeah!


What?


Senor? "To make the effects
of this potion permanent,


"the drinker must obtain his
true Iove's kiss by midnight."


Midnight?
Why is it always midnight?


- Pick me! I'II be your true Iove!
- I'II be your true Iove.


I'II be true... enough.


Look, Iadies, I already have a true Iove.


[all] Oh...


And take it from me, Boss.


You are going to have
one satisfied Princess.


And Iet's face it.
You are a Iot easier on the eyes.


Inside you're the same
old mean, salty...


- Easy.
-...cantankerous, foul,


angry ogre you always been.


And you're still the same
annoying donkey.


- Yeah.
- [sighs]


Well...


Look out, Princess.
Here comes the new me.


First things first.


- We need to get you out of those clothes.
- [all gasp]


- Ready?
- Ready!


- [Donkey screams]
- Driver, stop!


Oh, God! Help me, please!
My racing days are over!


I'm blind! Tell the truth.


Will I ever play the violin again?


You poor creature!


Is there anything
I can do for you?


Well, I guess there is one thing.


Take off the powdered wig
and step away from your drawers.


- Not bad.
- Not bad at all.


[both Iaugh]


Father?
Is everything all right, Father?


Thank you, gentlemen!
Someday, I will repay you.


Unless, of course,
I can't find you or if I forget.


- [whinnies]
- [Puss in Boots, in angry Spanish]


[♪ Butterfly Boocher: Changes]


[♪ Butterfly Boocher: Changes]


♪ Oh, yeah


♪ Turn and face the strange


♪ Ch-Ch-Changes


♪ Don't wanna be a richer one


♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes


♪ Turn and face the strange


♪ Ch-Ch-Changes


♪ Just gonna have to be
a different man


♪ Time may change me


♪ But I can't trace time


Halt!


T ell Princess Fiona her husband,
Sir Shrek, is here to see her.


♪ Still don't know what
I was looking for


♪ And my time was running wild,
a million dead-end streets


♪ Every time I thought
I'd got it made


♪ It seemed the taste
was not so sweet


- [screams]
- ♪ Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes


♪ Turn and face the strange


- Shrek?
- ♪ Ch-Ch-Changes


♪ Don't wanna be a richer one


♪ Time may change me


♪ But I can't trace time


Fiona?


Hello, handsome.


Shrek!


- Princess!
- Donkey?


Wow! That potion
worked on you, too?


What potion?


Shrek and I took some magic potion.
And well...


Now, we're sexy!


Shrek?


[purrs]


For you, baby... I could be.


- Yeah, you wish.
- Donkey, where is Shrek?


He went inside Iooking for you.


Shrek?


Fiona! Fiona!


You want to dance, pretty boy?


Are you going so soon?
Don't you want to see your wife?


Fiona?


Shrek?


Aye, Fiona. It is me.


What happened to your voice?


The potion changed
a Iot of things, Fiona.


But not the way I feel about you.


Fiona?


- Charming?
- Do you think so?


[Iaughs] Dad. I was so hoping
you'd approve.


- Um... Who are you?
- Mom, it's me, Shrek.


I know you never get a second chance
at a first impression,


but, well, what do you think?


[Shrek in distance] Fiona! Fiona!


Fiona!


- Fiona!
- Fiona, Fiona! Ho-ho-ho!


Oh, shoot! I don't think they
can hear us, pigeon.


[sighs deeply]


Don't you think you've already
messed her Iife up enough?


I just wanted her to be happy.


And now she can be.


Oh, sweetheart.


She's finally found
the prince of her dreams.


But Iook at me.
Look what I've done for her.


It's time you stop Iiving
in a fairy tale, Shrek.


She's a princess,
and you're an ogre.


That's something no amount
of potion will ever change.


But...


I Iove her.


If you really Iove her...


you'II Iet her go.


[♪ Nick Cave: People Ain't No Good]


[♪ Nick Cave: People Ain't No Good]


Shrek?


Senor.


What's going on?
Where are you going?


You wouldn't have had anything to do
with this, would you, Harold?


♪ People just ain't no good


♪ I think that's well understood


There you go, boys.


Just Ieave the bottle, Doris.


Hey. Why the Iong face?


It was all just a stupid mistake.


I never should have rescued her
from that tower in the first place.


I hate Mondays.


I can't believe you'd walk away from
the best thing that happened to you.


What choice do I have?


She Ioves that pretty boy,
Prince Charming.


Come on. Is he really
that good-Iooking?


Are you kidding?
He's gorgeous!


He has a face that Iooks Iike
it was carved by angels.


- Oh. He sounds dreamy.
- You know...


shockingly, this isn't
making me feel any better.


Look, guys.
It's for the best.


Mom and Dad approve,


and Fiona gets the man
she's always dreamed of.


Everybody wins.


Except for you.


I don't get it, Shrek.
You Iove Fiona.


Aye.


And that's why
I have to Iet her go.


Excuse me, is she here?


She's, uh... in the back.


Oh, hello again.


Fairy Godmother. Charming.


You'd better have a good reason
for dragging us down here, Harold.


Well, I'm afraid Fiona isn't really...
warming up to Prince Charming.


- FYI, not my fault.
- No, of course it's not, dear.


I mean,
how charming can I be


when I have to pretend
I'm that dreadful ogre?


No, no, it's nobody's fault.


Perhaps it's best if we just
call the whole thing off, okay?


- [both] What?
- You can't force someone to fall in Iove!


I beg to differ.
I do it all the time!


Have Fiona drink this and she'II fall in Iove
with the first man she kisses,


which will be Charming.


- Umm... no.
- What did you say?


I can't. I won't do it.


Oh, yes, you will.


If you remember, I helped you
with your happily ever after.


And I can take it away
just as easily.


Is that what you want? Is it?


- No.
- Good boy.


Now, we have to go.


I need to do Charming's hair
before the ball.


He's hopeless.
He's all high in the front.


He can never get to the back.
You need someone to do the back.


Oh. Thank you, Mother.


[Donkey] Mother?


Um... Mary! A talking horse!


The ogre!


Stop them! Thieves! Bandits!
Stop them!


(Announcer) The abs are fab
and it's gluteus to the maximus


here at tonight's Far, Far Away
Royal Ball blowout!


The coaches are lined up
as the cream of the crop pours out of them


Iike Miss Muffet's curds and whey,


Everyone who's anyone
has turned out


to honor Princess Fiona
and Prince Shrek.


And, oh my,
the outfits Iook gorgeous!


Look! Hansel and Gretel!


What the heck are the crumbs for?


And right behind them,
Tom Thumb and Thumbelina!


- Oh, aren't they adorable!
- [screaming]


[woman] Here comes SIeeping Beauty!


Tired old thing.


Who's this? Who's this?
Who is this?


Oh. It's the one, it's the only...


It's the Fairy Godmother!


Hello, Far, Far Away!


Can I get a whoop whoop?


May all your endings be happy and...


Well, you know the rest!


We'll be right back with the Royal
Far, Far Away Ball


after these messages,


I hate these ball shows.


They bore me to tears.
FIip over to Wheel Of T orture!


I'm not flipping anywhere, sir,
until I see Shrek and Fiona.


Whizzes on you guys.


Hey, mice, pass me a buffalo wing!


No, to your Ieft. Your Ieft!


- Tonight on "Knights",,,
- Now here's a good show!


We got a white bronco heading east
into the forest, Requesting backup,


It's time to teach these madcap mammals


their "devil may mare" attitudes
just won't fly,


Why you grabbing me?
Police brutality!


I have to talk to Princess Fiona!


- We warned you!
- Ow! Ow!


Did someone let the cat out of the bag?


You capitalist pig dogs!


[shrieks]


- Catnip!
- That's not mine.


Find Princess Fiona!


I'm a donkey!


Tell her Shrek...
I'm her husband, Shrek!


Quick! Rewind it!


I'm her husband, Shrek! Ow!


[knock on door]


Darling?


Ah. I thought I might
find you here.


How about a nice hot cup
of tea before the ball?


I'm not going.


The whole Kingdom's turned out
to celebrate your marriage.


There's just one problem.
That's not my husband.


I mean, Iook at him.


Yes, he is a bit different,


but people change
for the ones they Iove.


You'd be surprised how much
I changed for your mother.


Change?


He's completely Iost his mind!


Why not come down to the ball
and give him another chance?


You might find you Iike
this new Shrek.


But it's the old one
I fell in Iove with, Dad.


I'd give anything to have him back.


Darling. That's mine. Decaf.


Otherwise I'm up all night.


Thanks.


I got to get out of here!


I got to get out of here!


You can't Iock us up Iike this!
Let me go!


What about my Miranda rights?


You're supposed to say
I have the right to remain silent.


Nobody said I have the right
to remain silent!


You have the right to remain silent.


What you Iack is the capacity.


I must hold on before I, too,
go totally mad.


Shrek? Donkey?


Too Iate.


Gingy! Pinocchio!
Get us out of here!


Oh...


[♪ Theme from Mission Impossible]


Fire in ze hole!


[explosion, rumbling]


Look out below!


Quick! Tell a Iie!


- What should I say?
- Anything, but quick!


Say something crazy Iike
"I'm wearing Iadies' underwear!"


I am wearing Iadies' underwear.


- Are you?
- I most certainly am not!


It Iooks Iike you
most certainly am are!


- I am not!
- What kind?


- It's a thong!
- Oww! They're briefs!


- Are not.
- Are too!


- Are not!
- Are too!


Here we go. Hang tight.


[Donkey] Wait, wait, wait!
Ow! Ow! Hey, hey, hey!


Ow!


- Excuse me?
- What? Puss!


Pardon me, would you
mind Ietting me go?


- Sorry, boss.
- Quit messing around!


We've got to stop that kiss!


I thought you was going
to Iet her go.


I was, but I can't Iet them
do this to Fiona.


Boom! That's what I Iike to hear.
Look who's coming around!


It's impossible!
We'II never get in.


The castle's guarded.
There's a moat and everything!


Folks, it Iooks Iike we're up chocolate
creek without a Popsicle stick.


- What?
- Do you still know the Muffin Man?


Well, sure!
He's down on Drury Lane. Why?


Because we're gonna need flour.


Lots and Iots of flour.


Gingy!


Fire up the ovens, Muffin Man!
We've got a big order to fill!


[evil chuckle]


[Gingy] It's alive!


[rattling]


[gasping]


[whinnies] Run, run, run,
as fast you can!


[screaming]


Go, baby, go!


There it is, Mongo!
To the castle!


[ShreK] No, you great stupid pastry!
Come on!


[all shout]


[Donkey] Mongo! Down here!
Look at the pony!


That's right! Follow the pretty pony!


Pretty pony wants to play
at the castle!


[Mongo] Pretty pony.


Ladies and gentlemen.


Presenting Princess Fiona
and her new husband, Prince Shrek.


[applause, cheering]


Shrek, what are you doing?


I'm just playing the part, Fiona.


Is that glitter on your Iips?


Mm. Cherry flavored.
Want to taste?


- Ugh! What is with you?
- But, Muffin Cake...


[piano plays]


C Minor, put it in C Minor.


Ladies and gentlemen.


[applause, cheering]


I'd Iike to dedicate this song to...


Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek.


Fiona, my Princess.


Will you honor me with a dance?


♪ Where have all the good men gone


♪ And where are all the gods?


[all chant] Dance!


♪ Where's the streetwise Hercules


♪ To fight the rising odds?


Since when do you dance?


Fiona, my dearest,
if there's one thing I know,


it's that Iove is full of surprises.


♪ Late at night I toss and I turn


♪ And I dream of what I need


Hit it!


♪ I need a hero


AII right, big fella!
Let's crash this party!


Man the catapults!


Aim! Fire!


- Brace yourselves!
- Ooh! Purty!


[groaning]


Not the gumdrop button!


[enraged howling]


Incoming!


Ha-ha! AII right!


♪ Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy


Go, Mongo! Go!


Man the cauldrons!


After you, Mongo.


- That's it! Heave-ho!
- Watch out!


Shrek!


More heat, Iess foam!


♪ Up where the mountains
Meet the heavens above


♪ Out where the lightning
Splits the sea


♪ I could swear there is someone
Somewhere watching me


Heave! Ho!


[Gingy, slow-motion] No...!


[Mongo groans]


[whistles] Come on!


[cheering]


Look out!


- Be good.
- [weeping bitterly]


[sobbing] He needs me!
Let me go!


Donkey!


Puss!


Go! Go! Your Iady needs you! Go!


Today, I repay my debt.


[all] Aww...


[growling] On guard!


♪ He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast


♪ And he's gotta be fresh
From the fight


- ♪ I need a hero ♪
- Stop!


[Donkey whinnies]


- Hey, you! Back away from my wife.
- Shrek?


You couldn't just go back to your swamp
and Ieave well enough alone.


- Now!
- Pigs und blanket!


Pinocchio! Get the wand!


I see London! I see France!


Whah!


I'm a real boy!


Ah! Ah! Aaahhh!


Catch!


Donkey!


Oh!


I'm a real boy. Aah!


Oh!


- Ha!
- Ah.


That's mine!


Pray for mercy, from Puss...


And Donkey!


She's taken the potion!
Kiss her now!


No!


- Hi-ya!
- [crowd gasp]


- Fiona.
- Shrek.


Harold! You were supposed
to give her the potion!


Well, I guess I gave her
the wrong tea.


- [Charming] Mommy!
- Mommy?


[growls] I told you.


Ogres don't Iive happily ever after.


[screams]


Woo!


Ha!


[breathes deeply]


[gasping] Oh, Dad!


[sobbing]


- Is he...?
- Yup.


[croaking]


He croaked.


Harold?


Dad?


I'd hoped you'd never
see me Iike this.


- And he gave you a hard time!
- Donkey!


No, no, he's right.
I'm sorry.


To both of you.


I only wanted what
was best for Fiona.


But I can see now...


she already has it.


Shrek, Fiona...


Will you accept
an old frog's apologies...


and my blessing?


Harold?
I'm sorry, Lillian.


I just wish I could be
the man you deserve.


You're more that man today
than you ever were...


warts and all.


[ribbits]


[clock chimes]


[clock chimes]


Boss! The Happily Ever After Potion!


Midnight!


Fiona. Is this what you want?


To be this way forever?


- What?
- Because if you kiss me now...


we can stay Iike this.


You'd do that?


- For me?
- Yes.


I want what any princess wants.


To Iive happily ever after...


with the ogre I married.


Whatever happens,
I must not cry!


You cannot make me cry!


[sobbing]


[clock chimes]


Whoa!


No. No, no.
Aaah! Ow.


Oh, no.


[sighs]


[Iaughs] Hey. You still Iook Iike
a noble steed to me.


[giggles] Now, where were we?


Oh. I remember.


[giggling]


[applause]


Hey! Isn't we supposed
to be having a fiesta?


Uno, dos, quatro, hit it!


[ ♪ Eddie Murphy/Antonio Banderas:
Livin' La Vida Loca ]


[ ♪ Eddie Murphy/Antonio Banderas:
Livin' La Vida Loca ]


Puss and Donkey, y'all...


♪ She's into superstitions


♪ Black cats and voodoo dolls


- Sing it, Puss!
- ♪ I feel a premonition


♪ That girl's gonna make me fall


Here we go!


♪ She's into new sensations


♪ New kicks in the candlelight


♪ She's got a new addiction


♪ For every day and night


♪ She'll make you take your clothes off


♪ And go dancing in the rain


♪ She'll make you live her crazy life


♪ But she'll take away your pain


♪ Like a bullet to your brain


♪ Upside inside out


♪ Living la vida loca


Hey gorgeous!


♪ Living la vida loca


♪ Her lips are devil red


♪ And her skin's the color of mocha


♪ She will wear you out


- ♪ Living la vida loca
- [Donkey] She Iivin' it loca!


♪ Living la vida loca


- [Donkey] Say it one more time now!
- ♪ Living the vida loca


[Puss in Boots jamming]


[Puss in Boots]
Hey, Donkey, that's Spanish!


♪ She'll push and pull you down


♪ Living la vida loca


♪ She will wear you out


♪ Living la vida loca


♪ Living la vida loca


♪ She'll push and pull you down


♪ Living the vida loca


♪ Her lips are devil red


♪ And her skin 's the color of mocha


♪ She will wear you out


♪ Living la vida loca


♪ Living la vida loca


♪ Living la vida loca


♪ Living la vida loca ♪


♪ All by myself


♪ All by myself


♪ Don 't wanna be


♪ All by myself anymore,,, ♪


Amigo, we are off
to the Kit-Kat CIub.


Come on, join us.


Thanks, compadre.
I'm... I'm not in the mood.


We will cheer you up!
Find you a nice burro!


[shrieking]


Hey, baby!


Hey, that's my girl!
Yeah! AII right!


Baby, where you been?


- [cries]
- I'm sorry, too.


I should've stayed.
But Shrek had this thing he had to do.


What? Say it one more time.


What you talking about?
Are you serious?


- [cooing]
- [gasping]


- Papa!
- [screaming]


- [cooing, squealing]
- [chuckling]


Look at our Iittle mutant babies!


[Donkey] I got to get a job.


[Donkey] I got to get a job.