(영화대본) 몬스터 주식회사 - Monsters, Inc.

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Monsters, Inc.

( upbeat jazz playing )
( roars )
( woman shrieks )
( squeaking )
( music ending )
( crickets chirping )
WOMAN:<br>Good night, sweetheart.
BOY:<br>Good night, Mom.
MAN:<br>Sleep tight, kiddo.
( light switch clicks )
( door closes )
( owl hooting )
( owl hooting )
( ticking )
( wind blowing gently )
( door creaking open )
( gasps softly )
( wind blowing )
( gasps )
( wind whistling )
( gurgling snarl )
( screaming )
( screaming louder )
Whoa!
( shrieking )
( screaming )
Oh! Aye! Oh! Oh!
( shrieking )
( alarm blaring )
( yelps )
COMPUTER VOICE:<br>Simulation terminated.
Simulation terminated.
Simulation terminated.<br>Simulation terminated.
Simulation terminated.
All right,<br>Mr Bile, is it?
Uh... my friends<br>call me Phlegm.
Uh-huh.
Mr Bile, can you tell me<br>what you did wrong?
I fell down?
No, no, before that.
Can anyone tell me<br>Mr Bile's big mistake?
Anyone?
( coughs )
( groans )
Let's take a look<br>at the tape.
Here we go.
Uh, right...<br>puh-puh-puh-puh...
Ah! There, see?
The door.<br>You left it wide open.
( whimpers )
( all murmuring )
And leaving the door open<br>is the worst mistake
any employee<br>can make because...?
Um... it could let in a draft?
It could let in
a child!
Oh! Mr Waternoose!
There is nothing more toxic<br>or deadly than a human child.
A single touch could kill you!
Leave a door open
and a child could walk<br>right into this factory!
Right into the monster world!
I won't go<br>in a kid's room!
You can't make me!
You're going in there<br>because we need this.
( children screaming )
( whimpering )
( static and feedback )
( screaming stops )
Our city is counting on you
to collect<br>those children's screams.
Without scream,<br>we have no power.
Yes, it's dangerous work
and that's why I need<br>you to be at your best.
I need scarers<br>who are confiident, tenacious
tough, intimidating.
I need scarers like... like...<br>James P. Sullivan.
( snoring )
Hey! Good morning,<br>Monstropolis.
It's now fiive after<br>the hour of 6:00 a.m.
in the big monster city.
Temperature's a<br>balmy 65 degrees--
which is good news<br>for you reptiles--
and it looks like it's<br>going to be a perfect day
to maybe, hey,<br>just lie in bed, sleep in
or simply... work out that flab<br>that's hanging over the bed!
Get up, Sulley!
-( honking )<br>-( screaming )
I don't believe I ordered<br>a wake-up call, Mikey.
Hey! Less talk, more pain,<br>marshmallow boy!
-( growling )<br>-Feel the burn!
You call yourself<br>a monster?
( growling )
Scary feet, scary feet,<br>scary feet!
Oop! The kid's awake!
Okay, scary feet, scary feet,<br>scary feet, scary feet--
Kid's asleep!
( roaring )
Twins! In a bunk bed!
( growling )
Ooh! I thought I had you there.
Okay, Sulley, here we go.
You ready? Follow it.
Oh! It's over here!
Oh, look over there!
Don't let the kid<br>touch you!
Don't let it touch you!
*SONG* I don't know,<br>but it's been said *SONG*
*SONG* I love scaring kids in bed! *SONG*
Come on, fiight that plaque!<br>Fight that plaque!
Scary monsters<br>don't have plaque!
118... do you have 119?
Do I see 120?
Oh, I don't believe it!
I'm not even<br>breaking a sweat.
Not you!
Look! The new<br>commercial's on!
( yells )
ANNOUNCER:<br>The future is bright<br>at Monsters, Incorporated.
I'm in this one!<br>I'm in this one!
ANNOUNCER:<br>We're part of your life.
We power your car.
We warm your home.
We light your city.
I'm Monsters, Incorporated.
Hey, look! Betty!
ANNOUNCER:<br>Carefully matching every child<br>to their ideal monster...
-( roars )<br>-( screams )
to produce superior scream
refiined into clean,<br>dependable energy.
Every time<br>you turn something on
Monsters, Incorporated<br>is there.
I'm Monsters, Incorporated!
ANNOUNCER:<br>We know the challenge--
the window of innocence<br>is shrinking.
Human kids are harder to scare.
Of course, M.I. is prepared<br>for the future
with the top scarers...
( child screaming )
the best refiineries
and research<br>into new energy techniques.
-( yelling )<br>-( shrieking )
Okay, here I come.
We're working<br>for a better tomorrow... today!
WORKERS:<br>We're Monsters, Incorporated!
W ATERNOOSE:<br>We're M.I.--<br>Monsters, Incorporated.
We scare because we care.
I can't believe it.
Oh, Mike...
I was on TV!
Did you see me?<br>I'm a natural!
( phone rings )
Hello.
I know!
Hey, wasn't I great?
Did the whole<br>family see it?
It's your mom.
What can I say?<br>The camera loves me.
( bicycle bell rings )
I'm telling you, big daddy
you're going to be seeing<br>this face on TV a lot more often.
~Yeah? Like, on<br>Monstropolis's Most Wanted?
( mocking laughter )
You've been jealous<br>of my good looks
since the<br>fourth grade, pal.
Have a good day, sweetie.
You, too, hon.
Whoo!<br>Okay, Sulley, hop on in.
Nope. Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Where you going?<br>What are you doing?
Mikey, there's a scream shortage.<br>We're walking.
Walking?! Yep.
No, no, no, my baby.
Come on. Come on.
Look, she needs<br>to be driven.
Bye, baby.<br>I... I'll call you!
MIKE:<br>Hey, genius,<br>you want to know why
I bought the car? Huh?
Not really.
To drive it!
You know, like,<br>on the street?
With the honk-honk<br>and the vroom-vroom
and no walking involved.
( mock whining )
Give it a rest,<br>will you, butterball?
Come on, you could<br>use the exercise.
I could use<br>the exercise?!
Look at you.<br>You have your own climate!
GIRL MONSTERS:<br>How many tentacles<br>jump the rope?
BOY MONSTER:<br>Morning, Mike!<br>Morning, Sulley!
Hey! Morning, kids.
Hey, kids.
How you doing?
Bye, Mike!<br>Bye, Sulley!
BIG EYE:<br>Ow! Hey!
( humming )
( sneezing )
Ah, nuts.
( singing )
Hey, hey, hey! Fellas!
Hey, Tony!
Tony! Ba-da-bing!
-Hey, Tony!<br>-Tony!
Pow, pow,<br>pow, pow, pow!
I hear somebody's<br>close to breaking
the all-time<br>scare record.
Ah, just trying<br>to make sure
there's enough scream<br>to go around.
( laughing )
Hey! On the house!
-Hey, thanks!<br>-Grazie!
MIKE:<br>Ba-da-bing!
( startled gasp )
Oh, great.
Hey, Ted!
Good morning!
( clucking )
See that, Mikey?
Ted's walking to work.
Big deal.
Guy takes fiive steps<br>and he's there.
( phones ringing )
FEMALE MONSTER:<br>Monsters, Inc. Please hold.
Monsters, Inc. Please hold.<br>Monsters, Inc. Please hold.
Morning, Sulley.
Morning, Ricky.
Hey, it's the Sullster!
See you on the scare floor,<br>buddy!
Hey, Marge.<br>Hey, how was jury duty?
Morning, Sulley!
Hey!
Hey, it's still<br>leaning to the left.
It is not!
Hey, fellas.
Hey, Jerry.
Hey, Mr Sullivan!
Guys, I told you,<br>call me Sulley.
( nervous giggling )
I don't think so.
We just wanted to wish<br>you good luck today.
Hey. Hey, hey,<br>hey, hey!
Come on, get lost,<br>you two.
You're making him<br>lose his focus.
Oh. Sorry.
See you later,<br>fellas.
Go get 'em,<br>Mr Sullivan!
Quiet! You'll make<br>him lose his focus.
Oh, no. Sorry!
Shut up!
-( phones ringing )<br>-Monsters, Inc. Please hold.
Monsters, Inc.<br>I'll connect you.
Ms Fearmonger is on vacation.
Would you like her voice mail?
Oh, Schmoopsie-poo.
-( snakes squealing )<br>-Googley Bear!
Happy birthday.
Oh, Googley-woogley,<br>you remembered!
Hey, Sulley-wulley.
Oh, hey, Celia...
weelia.
( clears throat ):<br>Happy birthday.
Thanks.
So, uh... are we going<br>anywhere special tonight?
I just got us<br>into a little place
called, um...<br>Harryhausen's.
( gasps )
Harryhausen's?!
But it's impossible to<br>get a reservation there!
Not for Googley Bear.
I will see you<br>at quitting time
and not a minute later.
Okay, sweetheart.
Think romantical<br>thoughts.
*SONG* You and me *SONG*
*SONG* Me and you *SONG*
*SONG* Both of us together! *SONG*
You know, pal, she's the one.
That's it.<br>She is the one!
I'm happy for you.
Oh, and, uh,<br>thanks for hooking me up
with those reservations.
Oh, no problem.<br>They're under the<br>name Googley Bear.
Oh, good ide...
You know,<br>that wasn't very funny.
( gasps )
What the...?
Wazowski!
( screams )
( grunts )
( chuckling )
What do you know?
It scares little kids<br>and little monsters.
I wasn't scared.
I have... allergies.
( coughing )
Uh-huh. Sure.
Hey, Randall, save it for<br>the scare floor, will you?
I'm in the zone today,<br>Sullivan.
Going to be doing<br>some serious scaring.
Putting up some big numbers.
Wow, Randall.
That's great.
That should make it<br>even more humiliating
when we break the record fiirst.
Ha, ha!
Shh, shh, shh,<br>shh, shh.
Do you hear that?
It's the winds of change.
( mocking voice ):<br>''You hear it?<br>You hear the winds of ch...?''
Oh, what a creep.
One of these days,<br>I am really...
going to let you<br>teach that guy a lesson.
( deep croaking )
( liquid squishing )
Chalooby! Baby!
MIKE:<br>Good morning, Roz
my succulent<br>little garden snail.
And who would<br>we be scaring today?
Wazowski, you didn't fiile<br>your paperwork last night.
Oh, that darn paperwork.
Wouldn't it be easier<br>if it all just blew away?
( chair squeaking )
Don't let it happen again.
Yes, well, I'll, uh...
I'll try to be less careless.
I'm watching you, Wazowski.
Always watching.
Whoo! She's nuts.
Always!
CELIA ( over P.A. ):<br>All scare floors are now active.
Assistants, please report<br>to your stations.
( metallic clunk )
( machine beeps, bell dings )
( bell dings )
( clanking and whirring )
( chime rings )
Okay, people,<br>eastern seaboard coming on-line.
We got scarers coming out!
( dramatic brass fanfare<br>~ playing )
Ooh, they're<br>so awesome.
( knuckles cracking )
( clanging and growling )
( snarls )
( blowing )
( growling )
Hey... may<br>the best monster win.
I plan to.
( bell ringing )
We are on in seven... six...
fiive... four... three...
two...
( horn blaring )
( growls )
You're the boss.<br>You're the boss.
You're the big,<br>hairy boss.
( child screaming )
( bell dings )
Oh, I'm feeling<br>good today, Mikey!
Yeah!
MIKE:<br>Whoa!
Attaboy.<br>Attaboy.
Another door coming right up.
( whirring and clanking )
( child screaming )
( bell dings )
( growling )
You're still behind,<br>Randall.
You know, maybe I should<br>realign the scream intake valve.
Just get me<br>another door!
A door! Yes, door!
( child screaming )
( bell dings )
( bells dinging )
( beeping )
( metallic clanking )
( click and hiss )
( children screaming )
( bells dinging )
( children screaming )
Well, Jerry, what's<br>the damage so far?
We may actually<br>make our quota today, sir.
Hmm. First time<br>in a month.
( gurgling and burping )
Huh?!
( door buzzing )
( screaming and sobbing )
What happened?
The kid almost<br>touched me!
She got this close<br>to me!
She wasn't<br>scared of you?
She was only six!
I could've been dead!
I could've died!
Keep it together, man.
( whistling )
Hey! We got a dead<br>door over here!
-We're coming!<br>-Coming!
-Look out!<br>-Out of the way!
-Coming through!<br>-Excuse us.
( whimpering )
We've lost 58 doors<br>this week, sir.
Oh, kids these days.
They just don't get<br>scared like they used to.
Let her rip!
( buzzing )
( metallic clank )
( eerie blubbering )
( child screaming )
( bell dings )
Uh, sir?
What?!
Look.
CELIA ( over P.A. ):<br>Attention.
We have a new scare leader:<br>Randall Boggs.
( snickering )
( assistants cheering )
( children screaming )
( knuckles cracking )
Slumber party.
( laughing )
Whoo!
( beeping )
CELIA ( over P.A. ):<br>Never mind.
Hey! Watch it!
( Sulley laughing )
Well, James, that was<br>an impressive display!
Oh, just doing my job,<br>Mr Waternoose.
Of course, I did<br>learn from the best.
( both laughing )
If I don't see a new door at<br>my station in fiive seconds
I will personally<br>put you through the shredder!
( screams )
Hey, Wazowski, nice job!
Those numbers<br>are pretty sweet.
Are they?
You know,<br>I hadn't even noticed.
And, uh...<br>how is Georgie doing?
He's doing great!
I love working<br>with that big guy.
( child screaming )
Keep the doors coming,<br>Charlie.
I'm on a roll today.
George and I<br>are like brothers.
( gasping )
2319!
( gasping )
( alarm blaring )
COMPUTER VOICE ( over P.A. ):<br>Red alert! Red alert!
Red alert! Red alert! Red alert!
FEMALE ( over P.A. ):<br>George Sanderson
please remain motionless.
Prepare for decontamination.
Get it off!
JERRY:<br>Duck and cover, people!
Oh, not the CDA.
( siren wailing )
CDAAGENT :<br>Move! Move! Move!
Coming through, please.<br>Stand aside.
CDAAGENT 2:<br>Clear the contaminated area.
( screams )
CDAAGENT :<br>This is a 2319 in progress.
Keep the area clear.
Coming through.<br>Watch yourself.
( grunts )
( whimpering )
Stand back.
Careful.
( metallic clang )
( drills whirring )
( all gasping )
( muffled explosion )
( drills whirring )
All clear.
Situation is niner-niner-zero.
Ready for decon.
Hey, thanks, guys.
That was a close one.
Okay.
( shears buzzing )
( screaming )
( whimpering )
( ripping )
( screaming )
JERRY:<br>Okay, people, take a break!
We got to shut down<br>for a half-hour
and reset the system.
An entire scare floor<br>out of commission.
What else can go wrong?
Oh... what a day.
We're just going through<br>a rough time, sir.
Everyone knows you're going<br>to get us through it.
Tell that to the<br>board of directors.
( slurping )
James, this company
has been in my family<br>for three generations.
I would do anything to<br>keep it from going under.
Oh, so would I, sir.
Well...
Say, I could use your help<br>with something.
Anything, sir.
You see, we've hired<br>some new scare recruits
and frankly, they're...<br>they're, um... uh...
Inexperienced?
Oh, they stink!
Uh-huh.
And I thought maybe<br>you might come by tomorrow
and give them a demonstration.
Show them what it takes<br>to be a top scarer, huh?
I'll start out with the old<br>Waternoose jump-and-growl.
( growling loudly )
Ha! Oh, oh, yes!
Now, that's my boy!
( both laughing )
( ringing )
JERRY:<br>Let's go, everybody!
All doors must be returned!
No exceptions!
-Whoo!<br>-Oh, yeah.
I've never seen anything<br>like you today.
You were on<br>a roll, my man.
Another day like this
and that scare record's<br>in the bag.
That's right, baby!
Uh-huh.
So get this--<br>as if dinner wasn't enough
I'm taking her to<br>a monster truck rally afterwards.
Nice.
What's on your agenda?
I'm going to head home<br>and work out some more.
Again? You know, there's<br>more to life than scaring.
( sniffing )
Whew. Hey, can I<br>borrow your odorant?
Yeah. I got, uh...
smelly garbage or old dumpster.
You got low tide?
No.
How about wet dog?
Yep. Stink it up.
( growling )
You know, I am so romantic
sometimes I think<br>I should just marry myself.
Give me a break,<br>Mike.
What a night of romance<br>I got ahead of me.
Tonight is about me
and Celia.
Ooh, the love boat<br>is about to set sail.
( imitating ship horn )
'Cause I got<br>to tell you, buddy
that face of hers,<br>it just makes my heart go...
Yikes!
Hello, Wazowski.
Fun-fiilled evening<br>planned for tonight?
Well, as a<br>matter of fact...
Then I'm sure you<br>fiiled your paperwork
correctly... for once.
Your stunned silence<br>is very reassuring.
Oh, no. My scare reports--<br>I left them on my desk
and if I'm not at<br>the restaurant in fiive minutes
they're going to give<br>our table away!
What am I going to tell...
Schmoopsie-poo.
Hey, Googley Bear.<br>Want to get going?
Do I ever!<br>It's just that...
What?
Uh, you know,<br>there's a small....
I don't understand.
It's just that I forgot<br>about some paperwork
I was supposed to fiile.
Mike was reminding me.
Thanks, buddy.
Whoo.
I was? I mean, I was!<br>Yeah, I was.
Oh, okay.<br>Let's go then.
We're going!
On my desk, Sulley.
The pink copies<br>go to Accounting
the fuchsia ones<br>go to Purchasing
and goldenrod ones<br>go to Roz.
Huh!
Leave the puce.
SULLEY:<br>Pink copies go to Accounting,<br>the fuchsia ones go to Roz.
No, fuchsia ones<br>go to Purchasing.
The goldenrod ones go to Roz.
Man, I have no idea<br>what puce is.
Oh, that's puce.
Hmm?
Uh, hello?
Anyone?
There's a door here.
Hmm.
( door latch clicking )
( door creaking )
( whispering ):<br>Hello?
Hey.
Psst.
Anybody scaring in here?
Hello?
Yo!
Hmm.
( thump )
( thump )
( thump )
( speaking baby talk )
( screams )
Whoa! Ah! Ah!
Oh!
( giggling ):<br>Here.
Gotcha!
( yells )
( squeals in delight )
Eh!
( giggling )
( yells )
( giggles )
( gasps, then whimpers )
( squeals in delight )
( giggling )
( laughs )
Oh!
( loud crashing, toy squeaking )
Yeow!
( gasps )
( toy ducks quacking )
( yelling )
( toy ducks quacking )
( quacking )
Eww.
( toy ducks quacking )
( sighs )
( yells )
( panting )
( toys quacking and squeaking )
( squeaking )
Whew.
( Sulley screams )
( little girl<br>~ speaking baby talk )
Kitty!
( speaking baby talk )
No, no-- stay back.
( speaking baby talk )
( stutters in fear )
( giggling )
( speaking baby talk )
( whine of disgust )
( little girl<br>~ speaking baby talk faintly )
( whimpers )
( door latch clicking )
Hmm.
( speaking baby talk )
( faint squeal<br>~ of delight )
( sneezes )
( murmur of conversation )
( knives being sharpened )
PHOT OGRAPHER:<br>Hold it. Hold it.
( shutter clicks )
ALL:<br>Get a paper bag!
Mmm.
( laughing )
Oh, Michael, I've had<br>a lot of birthday...
well, not a<br>lot of birthdays
but this is the<br>best birthday ever.
Hmm.
What are you<br>looking at?
I was just thinking
about the fiirst time<br>I laid eye on you--
how pretty you looked.
Stop it!
Your hair was<br>shorter then.
Mm-hmm. I'm thinking<br>about getting it cut.
( faint squeal of fear )
No, no, I like<br>it this length.
( sighs of relief)
I like everything<br>about you.
Just the other day
someone asked me<br>who I thought
the most beautiful monster was<br>in all of Monstropolis.
You know what I said?
What did you say?
I said...
Sulley?
Sulley?
No! No, no.
That's not<br>what I was going to say.
Mike, you're not making sense.
SULLEY:<br>Hi, guys!
What a coincidence,<br>running into you here!
Uh, I'm just going<br>to order something to go.
Michael...
Sulley!
I wonder what's good here.
Get out of here.<br>You're ruining everything.
I went back to get<br>your paperwork
and there was a door.
What?
( rattling )
A door?!
Randall was in it.
Wait a minute.<br>Randall?
That cheater!
He's trying<br>to boost his numbers!
There's something else.
What?!
Ook-lay in the ag-bay.
What?!
Look in the bag.
What bag?
( sighs )
( gasps )
( giggling )
Oh!
They don't have<br>anything I like here.
So take care, Celia!
Excuse me, sir.
What's going on?
Celia, please try<br>to understand.
I have to do something!
Michael?
PHOT OGRAPHER:<br>On three.
One... two....
( squeals and giggles )
( screaming )
A kid!
Boo!
( all screaming )
A kid!
There's a kid here--<br>a human kid!
( exclaiming in baby talk )
Oh!
CELIA:<br>Googley Bear!
( yelling )
( blows raspberry )
Come on!
( monsters screaming in terror )
MIKE:<br>Let's get out of here!
CDA HELICOPTER PIL OT :<br>Please remain calm.
This is not a drill.
( siren wailing,<br>~ tyres screeching )
CDAAGENT :<br>We have an 835 in progress.
Please advise.
Michael? Michael?
Oh, Celia.
-Please come with me.<br>-Ow. Stop pushing.
Hey, get your hands off<br>my Schmoopsie-poo!
Building clear.<br>Ready for decontamination.
Well, I don't think that date<br>could have gone any worse.
( explosion )
( electrical buzzing )
If witnesses are to be believed
there has been<br>a child security breach
for the fiirst time<br>in monster history.
We can neither confiirm nor deny
the presence of<br>a human child here tonight.
Well, a kid flew right over me
and blasted a car<br>with its laser vision!
I tried to run from it,<br>but it picked me up
with its mind powers<br>and shook me like a doll!
It's true!<br>I saw the whole thing!
It is my<br>professional opinion
that now is the time<br>to... panic!
Oh-oh.
( both yelling )
Oh, it's coming!
It's coming!
( giggling ):<br>Boo!
( both screaming )
( distant sirens wailing )
( delighted cry )
( yelling )
No, no, no, no, no!
Come here, kid.
Whee.
No, don't touch those,<br>you little...!
Oh, now
those were alphabetized.
It's okay, it's all right.
As long as it doesn't<br>come near us
we're going to be okay.
( sneezes )
( screams )
( yelling in pain )
( whimpering in fear )
Wanna ride on it!
Da, da-da.
Da-da-da.
Oh, y-you like this?
Fetch!
( giggles )
( gasps )
Hey, hey, that's it!
No one touches<br>little Mikey!
( whining )
Mike, give her the bear.
Oh, no.
( piercing scream )
( electrical buzzing )
( screaming and crying<br>~ continue )
( buzzing continues )
( exclaiming in fear )
Make it stop, Sulley!
Make it stop!
Look!<br>See the bear?
Ooh, nice bear.
( screams )
Sulley!
See?
Ooh, bear, ooh.
Oh, he's<br>a happy bear.
*SONG* He's not crying,<br>neither should you *SONG*
*SONG* Or we'll be in trouble *SONG*
*SONG* 'Cause they're gonna fiind us *SONG*
*SONG* So please stop crying *SONG*
*SONG* Right now. *SONG*
Good, good, Sulley.<br>Keep it up.
You're doing great.
*SONG* Ooh, the happy bear,<br>he has no... *SONG*
( screaming )
She touched me!
Sulley, the bear!
The bear!
Give her the...
Whoa!
( giggles )
( screaming with laughter )
( electrical buzzing<br>~ grows louder )
( light bulb shatters )
( giggles )
What was that?
( thumping )
I have no idea
but it would be<br>really great
if it didn't<br>do it again.
( giggles )
Shh, shh, shh.
Shh...
Shh.
Shh...
Ah!
How could I do this?
How could I be so stupid?
This could destroy<br>the company.
The company?
Who cares<br>about the company?!
What about us?
That thing is<br>a killing machine!
*SONG* La-la-la-la-la-la *SONG*
I bet it's just waiting<br>for us to fall asleep
and then wham!
Oh, we're easy prey,<br>my friend-- easy prey.
We're sitting targets.
Okay, look, I think
I have a plan here.
Using mainly spoons, we dig<br>a tunnel under the city
and release it into the wild.
Spoons.
That's it, I'm out of ideas.
We're closed.<br>Hot air balloon?
Too expensive.<br>Giant slingshot?
Too conspicuous.
Enormous wooden horse?<br>Too Greek!
( speaking baby talk )
No plan. No plan.
Can't think.<br>Can't think.
Flatlining.
Uh, Mike?
I think she's getting tired.
Well, then<br>why don't you
fiind someplace<br>for it to sleep?
While I think of a plan!
Are you sleepy?
You want to sleep?
Is that what you want?
Huh?
( crunching )
Okay, all right.
I'm making a nice<br>little area for you to...
( giggling )
No. Hey, hey,<br>that's my bed!
You're going to get<br>your germs all over it.
( sighing ):<br>Fine.
My chair is<br>more comfortable anyway.
( yells )
What?
( speaking fearfully )
It's just a closet.
Will you go to sleep?
Hey, that looks like Randall.
Randall's your monster.
You think he's going<br>to come through the closet
and scare you.
Oh, boy,<br>how do I explain this?
Uh, it's empty.
-See?<br>-Ah!
No monster in here.
Well, now there is
but I'm not going to scare you.
I'm off-duty.
Okay.
How about I sit here,<br>until you fall asleep?
Go ahead.
Go to sleep.
Now.
Now... go.
Uh, you...
go...
to...
sleep.
( imitating snoring )
( giggles )
( sighs in relief)
( door creaks softly )
Hey, Mike,<br>this might sound crazy
but I don't think<br>that kid's dangerous.
Really? Well, in that case,<br>let's keep it.
I always wanted a pet<br>that could kill me!
Now, look.
What if we just put<br>her back in her door?
What?
Mike, think about it.
If we send her back,<br>it's like it never happened.
Everything goes back to normal.
Is that a joke?
Tell me you're joking.
Sulley, I'd like to think<br>that, given the circumstances
I have been extremely<br>forgiving up to now
but that is a horrible idea!
What are we going to do?
March right out into<br>public with that thing?
Then I guess we just waltz<br>right up to the factory, right?
I can't believe we<br>are waltzing right<br>up to the factory.
Sulley, a mop,<br>a couple of lights<br>and some chair fabric
are not going<br>to fool anyone!
Just think about<br>a few names, will you?
Loch Ness, Bigfoot,<br>the Abominable Snowman--
they all got one thing<br>in common, pal-- banishment.
We could be next!
Don't panic--<br>we can do this.
Hey, how you doing, Frank?
Hey, guys.
Everything's going
to be okay.
( gasping )
( equipment buzzing loudly )
Number One wants this place<br>dusted for prints.
Careful with that.
I got a good view from here.
A little lower.
This was recovered<br>at the scene.
Don't panic.<br>Don't panic!
Don't tell me<br>not to panic.
Just keep it together.
Everything is not okay!
LITTLE GIRL:<br>Boo.
...could be contaminated.
Gentlemen, safety
is our number one concern.
If there's anything that...
Not now, not now.
Oh, hello, little one.
Where did you come from?
Mr Waternoose!
Ah, James!<br>Is this one yours?
Actually, that's my, uh,<br>cousin's sister's daughter, sir.
Yeah, it's, uh...
''Bring an Obscure Relative<br>to Work Day.''
Hmm, must have<br>missed the memo.
Well, listen, James
why don't you stop by<br>the simulator after lunch today
and give us<br>that scare demonstration
we talked about, huh?
Oh, oh, sir, uh....
Excuse me,<br>Mr Waternoose?
Yes, yes, I'm coming.
All right then, I'll see<br>you this afternoon, James.
That is, if these gentlemen<br>haven't shut us down.
Oh, boy.
Oh, a scare demo.
Well, that is great.
Why am I<br>the last to know?
We can bring your cousin's<br>sister's daughter along.
She'll be a big hit!
( equipment buzzing loudly )
Halt!
( yelling )
Stop him!
Hold him down.
Come on,<br>the coast is clear.
Okay, all we have to do<br>is get rid of that thing.
So, wait here while<br>I get its card key.
But she can't stay here.
This is the men's room.
That is the weirdest thing<br>you have ever said.
It's fiine. It's okay.
Look, it loves it here!
It's dancing with joy!
Uh, uh, uh, uh.
I'll be right back<br>with its door key.
( laughs )
That's a cute little<br>dance you've got.
It almost looks<br>like you've got to...
( whining )
Oh.
( singing in baby talk )
( singing stops )
Uh, are you<br>done in there?
( squeals )
Ah! Sorry. Sorry.
( singing )
( toilet flushes )
Okay, you<br>fiinished now, right?
Hello?
( yells )
Boo.
( giggles )
( sighs )
( giggling )
( chuckles )
Where did she go?
Oh, did she disappear?
Did she turn invisible?
( giggling softly )
I just have no idea.
Gotcha!
Boo.
( giggles )
Hey, you're good.
( sighs )
Be relaxed,<br>be relaxed, be relaxed.
Roz, my tender,<br>oozing blossom
you're looking<br>fabulous today.
Is that a new haircut?
Come on, tell me.
It's a new haircut,<br>isn't it?
That's got to be<br>a new haircut.
New make-up?<br>You've had a lift.
You've had a tuck.<br>You've had something.
Something has been<br>inserted in your skin
that makes you look like...
( sighs )
Listen, I need a favour.
Randall was working<br>late last night
out on the scare floor.
I really need the key<br>for the door he was using.
Well, isn't that nice?
But guess what?
You didn't turn in<br>your paperwork last night.
He didn't... I...<br>no paperwork?
This offiice is now closed.
( Mike screams in pain )
Ready or not, here I come!
I'm getting warmer.
Any second now.
Fee fii fo...
What are you doing?!
I-I'm looking<br>for the kid.
You lost it?!
No, no, she was just....
( squeals )
Here she is.
( whining )
Hey, what's the matter?
RANDALL:<br>I already told your buddies<br>I haven't seen anything.
CDAAGENT :<br>All right. Carry on.
( splashing )
Randall!<br>Thank goodness!
What are we going to do<br>about the child?
Shh!
Shh, shh, shh.
( door slams open )
( door slams open )
The front page!<br>It's on the front page.
The child--<br>the one you were after.
Will you be quiet?!
Don't you think I'm aware<br>of the situation?
I was up all night<br>trying to fiind it.
I did a simple<br>calculation
factoring in the size<br>of the sushi restaurant.
The child<br>may have escaped!
Yeah, well, until<br>we know for sure
we're going to act like<br>nothing happened, understand?
You just get the<br>machine up and running.
I'll take care of the kid.
And when I fiind whoever<br>let it out, they're dead!
Oh!
Why are you still here?
Come on, go!
Move! Now!
FUNGUS:<br>Ow, ow! I'm not here.
SULLEY ( whispering ):<br>They're gone.
( squeaking and splashing )
LITTLE GIRL:<br>Ew.
MIKE:<br>This is bad.
This is so very bad.
What were they talking<br>about a machine?
Who cares? Oh!
Look, don't panic--<br>all we have to do
is call her door down<br>and send her home.
You're right.<br>You're right.
We're just two regular joes<br>on our way to work.
We will blend right in.
Top of the mornin', fellas!
Hey, what's shakin',<br>bacon?
Did you lose weight?
Or a limb?
You have<br>her card key, right?
Of course<br>I have her card key.
I told you<br>I'd get her card key.
I went and got<br>her card key
and now I have her card key.
Okay, here we go.
Take care of yourself.
Try not to run<br>through any more closets.
( giggles )
Mike,<br>that's not her door.
What are you<br>talking about?
Of course it's her door.<br>It's her door.
No, her door was white<br>and it had flowers on it.
No. It must have been<br>dark last night
because this is its door.
( polka music playing )
Hey, you hear that?
Sounds like fun in there!
Okay, send me a postcard, kid.
That's Mike Wazowski, care of
22 Mike-Wazowski-<br>you-got-your-life-back Lane.
Mowki Kowski.
Very good.<br>Now bon voyage!
Bye-bye!<br>Come on.
Look at the stick.<br>See the stick?
Go get the stick!<br>Go fetch.
Mike, this isn't<br>Boo's door.
Boo? What's Boo?
That's what I decided<br>to call her.
Is there a problem?
Sulley, you're not<br>supposed to name it.
Once you name it,<br>you start getting attached to it!
Now put that thing
back where it came from,<br>or so help me...
Oh, hey!
We're rehearsing a scene<br>for the upcoming company play
~called Put That Thing<br>Back Where lt Came From
Or So Help Me.
( Mike laughing )
It's a musical!
*SONG* Put that thing back where<br>it came from or so help me *SONG*
*SONG* Bom-bom, bom-bom,<br>bom-bom... *SONG*
*SONG* So help me,<br>so help me. *SONG*
And cut!
We're still working on it.
It's a work in progress
but, hey,<br>we need ushers.
Sulley, I've had enough.
Now say goodbye to...<br>where'd it go?
What'd you do with it?
( gasps ):<br>Where is she?
I don't believe it.
She got away<br>from you again?!
Well, that is just...
Wait a minute.
The sun is coming up.
This is perfect!
She's gone!
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Where are you going?
Sulley, please,<br>don't blow this.
Not when we're so close<br>to breaking the record.
Somebody else<br>will fiind the kid.
It'll be their problem,<br>not ours!
She's out of our hair!
What are you<br>two doing?
They're rehearsing a play.
*SONG* She's out of our hair! *SONG*
Can it, Wazowski!
So, what do you think<br>of that kid getting out, Sullivan?
Pretty crazy, huh?
Oh, yeah, crazy.
Word on the street is the kid's
been traced back<br>to this factory.
You haven't seen anything,<br>have you?
Uh, well, uh...
No, no way!
But if it was<br>an inside job
I'd put my money<br>on Waxford.
Waxford?
Yeah, the one<br>at station six.
You know, he's got<br>them shifty eyes.
Hey, Waxford!
Sulley!
CELIA:<br>Michael Wazowski!
( whimpers )
Last night was one<br>of the worst nights
of my entire life,<br>bar none!
( hissing )
I thought<br>you cared about me.
Honey, please.
Schmoopsie, I thought<br>you liked sushi.
CELIA:<br>Sushi? Sushi?!!
You think this is<br>about sushi?!
Wazowski!
Michael! Mike...
Men.
( panting )
Breathe. Keep breathing.
Whew.
Yikes!
Where's the kid?
Kid? What kid?
It's here in<br>the factory, isn't it?
You're not<br>pinning this on me.
It never would<br>have gotten out
if you hadn't been<br>cheating last night!
Cheating?
Cheating. Right.
Okay, I think I know how<br>to make this all go away.
What happens when<br>the whistle blows<br>in fiive minutes?
Uh... I get a time-out?
Everyone goes to lunch!
Which means the scare floor<br>will be...?
Painted?
Empty! It'll be<br>empty, you idiot!
You see that clock?
When the big hand<br>is pointing up
and the little hand<br>is pointing up
the kid's door<br>will be in my station.
But when the big hand<br>points down
the door will be gone.
You have until then<br>to put the kid back.
Get the picture?
( roaring playfully )
Boo!
( giggles )
No.
Hey, you! Halt!
He's the one.
The one from<br>the commercial!
Affiirmative.<br>That's him.
Can we get<br>an autograph?
Oh, oh, sure.<br>No problem.
You can make that out<br>to Bethany, my daughter.
Yes. Let's see....
''From your scary friend
best wishes...''
So I said,<br>''If you talk to me
like that again,<br>we're through!''
What'd she say?
You know my mom.
She sent me to my room.
See you guys later.<br>Take it easy.
Bottoms up!
No!
( singing )
Whoa!
Hey.
( growling )
Oh, well, hello, there.
What's your name?
Mike Wazowski!
( machinery pounding loudly )
( grinding and chopping )
( panting )
( moans )
Sulley!
Oh, Sulley.
Okay, Sulley, come on, enough.
Hey, you guys seen<br>Sulley anywhere?
Nope. Sorry.
Oh, Sulley!
Boy, Wazowski looks<br>like he's in trouble.
( squeaking and quacking )
2319!
We have a 2319!
Oh, dear.
Get him!
Sulley?
Sulley!
( moaning )
Sulley!
Oh, great news, pal.
I got us a way out of this mess
but we got to hurry.
Where is it?
( whimpering )
Sull, that's<br>a cube of garbage.
( squeaks )
Uh-oh.
I-I can still hear<br>her little voice.
BOO:<br>Mike Wazowski!
Hey, I can hear her, too.
BABY MONSTERS:<br>Mike Wazowski!
How many kids<br>you got in there?
Mike Wazowski!
Kitty!
Boo!
Boo, oh,<br>you're all right!
I was so worried!
Don't you ever run away<br>from me again, young lady!
Oh, but I'm so glad<br>you're safe.
My, what an affectionate father.
Actually, she's<br>my cousin's sister's...
Okay, Sulley.
That's enough.<br>Let's go.
Mike Wazowski!
Yeah, yeah.
Step aside, kid.<br>We're in a...
( screams in pain )
( screams with laughter )
( electrical buzzing )
( light bulbs shattering )
( gasping )
( baby monsters screaming<br>~ and crying )
Will you stop<br>making Boo laugh?
I didn't, so come on!
( screaming and crying<br>~ continue )
I still don't understand.
You've got Boo's door?
I'll explain later.
Run.
Okay, let's move,<br>let's move, let's move.
Come on.
Oh, please be there, please<br>be there, please be there.
There it is!
Just like Randall said!
Randall?<br>Wait a minute.
( cries out in fear )
Oh, hey.
One, two, three, four!
Get the kid back<br>through the door!
Hey, hey.
We're going to get<br>our lives back.
The nightmare is over.
Hey, it's okay, Boo.
What's the matter?
Come on, it's time to move!
Mike, what are you thinking?
We can't trust Randall.
He's after Boo.
Who cares?<br>Let's go.
This is a limited time offer.
No, no.
I don't like this.
Look, Sulley, you wanted<br>her door and there it is.
Now, let's move.
No, Mike.
( sighs ):<br>You want me to prove<br>everything's on the up-and-up?
Fine! He wants the door,<br>I get the door...
( whispering ):<br>Mike, wait!
He's a paranoid<br>delusional furball.
Mike!
( whimpers in fear )
( whining )
Shh, shh, shh.
( small cry of surprise )
( lunch bell rings )
Hey, Sulley,<br>where you been all day?
Sulley? Sulley?
Huh?
( whispering ):<br>Mike?
Mike?
Where are you?
You in there?
Where are you, buddy?
Mike?
Hey.
( door thunks )
( excited baby talk )
Boo, way to go.
( giggles )
It's okay.
( door clunks shut )
( pipes whistling and venting )
( distant voices )
RANDALL:<br>Yes! I got the kid!
FUNGUS:<br>Oh, huzzah!
That's great news.
Not that I was concerned,<br>of course.
Just get over<br>here and help me!
Come on, come<br>on, come on.
While we're young<br>here, Fungus!
( both straining )
Kid needs to take<br>off a few pounds.
( yelps )
Wazowski?!
Where is it,<br>you little one-eyed cretin?
Okay, fiirst of all,<br>it's cree-tin.
If you're going<br>to threaten me
do it properly.
Second of all, you're nuts<br>if you think kidnapping me
is going to help you cheat<br>your way to the top!
( chuckling evilly )
You still think this is about<br>that stupid scare record?
Well... I did, right up<br>until you chuckled like that
and now I'm thinking<br>I should just get out of here.
I am about to revolutionise<br>the scaring industry
and when I do, even<br>the great James P. Sullivan
is going to be<br>working for me.
MIKE:<br>Well
somebody's certainly<br>been a busy bee.
First, I need to know<br>where the kid is
and you're going<br>to tell me.
Yeah, I don't<br>know anything.
Uh-huh, sure.
MIKE:<br>I don't.
I mean, I don't.
Uh-oh.
( mechanical clanging<br>~ and grinding )
What's that?
Come on.<br>Wait, wait, wait.
Oh-oh. Oh-oh.<br>Oh, come on.
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on,<br>hey, hey, hey.
This thing is moving.
I don't like big...
moving things that are<br>moving towards me.
No! Come on!
Hey, Randall!
Say hello<br>to the scream extractor.
Hello.
Come on,<br>where you going?
We'll talk.
Come on,<br>we'll have a latte!
Come on.
We can talk<br>about this.
( electrical whirring starts,<br>~ then grows louder )
What's that thing?<br>What is that thing?
Wait, wait, wait!
Stop, stop!
No, no!
Come on, hey!
( deep, resonating whirring )
Help! Help! Help!
Help!
( yelling )
( noise dies away )
Oh, for...
What did you<br>do wrong this time?
I don't know.
I calibrated the drive...
Go check the machine!
There must be something wrong<br>with the scream intake valve.
That's the problem<br>with these 3250 units...
Huh?
Hmm.
Psst!
Fungus.<br>Fungus.
You like cars, huh?
'Cause I got a really nice car.
If you let me go,<br>I'll give you...
a ride in the car.
Please, Fungus?
I'm sorry, Wazowski,<br>but Randall said
I'm not allowed to fraternize<br>with victims of his evil plot.
( gasps )
( clanging )
Hmm...
( zapping )
( electrical whirring )
( clanking, rattling, whirring )
( gasps )
( muffled screams )
What happened?
Where's Wazowski?
( muffled screams )
( shuts off machine )
Where is he?!
( whimpering )
( growls )
( whimpering )
( squeals )
Come on!
This is crazy.<br>He's going to kill us!
CDAAGENT :<br>Careful.<br>That could be contaminated.
We got to get out of here now!
We can start a whole new life<br>somewhere far away.
Goodbye, Monsters, Inc.!
Goodbye, Mr Waternoose!
No, Mike, wait!
Hey, what are you doing?
Follow me. I have an idea.
No! No, no, no, no,<br>no, no, no, no...
COMPUTER VOICE ( over P.A. ):<br>Simulation terminated.
W ATERNOOSE:<br>No, no, no, no, no.
What was that?
You're trying to scare the kid,<br>not lull it to sleep.
I was going for a<br>snake/ninja approach
with a little hissing.
( hisses )
How many times<br>do I have to tell you?
It's all about presence!
About how you enter the room!
Mr Waternoose!
James! Perfect timing.
No, no. Sir, you<br>don't understand.
Ah, now, show these monsters<br>how it's done.
What? No, no,<br>I can't...
Sir...<br>sir, you have
to listen to me.
Pay attention, everyone.
You're about to see
the best in the business.
Reset the simulator.
But-but, sir!
MOTHER:<br>Good night, sweetheart.
ANIMATRONIC BOY:<br>Night, Mom.
Kitty!
No, Boo, no, no!
Now, give us a big, loud roar.
Mr Waternoose,<br>there's no time for this.
Come on. What are you<br>waiting for? Roar!
But-but-but, sir!
Roar!
( groans )
( roaring ferociously )
( shrieking in terror )
( gasps )
( roaring ferociously )
( squeals )
( Boo crying )
( students applauding )
W ATERNOOSE:<br>Well done.
Well done, James.
Boo?
-All right, gentlemen,<br>I hope you've learned...<br>-Right this way, everyone.
...a valuable lesson<br>in scaring today.
( fearful whimper )
( whines softly )
Boo.
( nervous grunt )
( whining )
Boo?
( panicked grunts )
( door slams )
Boo, it's me.
( squealing )
( gasps ):<br>The child!
Sir, she isn't toxic.
I know it sounds<br>crazy, but trust me.
Boo?
No, no, no, no.
It's okay.
I was just...
( whimpering in fear )
No, no, no, no, no,<br>don't be scared.
That wasn't real.
It's just a...
I was just...
( crying ):<br>No...
( Boo continues crying )
( Boo sobbing )
Boo.
MIKE:<br>...and he was going<br>to test it out
on that sweet,<br>little girl.
Boo.<br>Now that we<br>have her...
...he is trying<br>to kill us.
This whole thing<br>is Randall's fault.
Randall?
Yes. And we can take<br>you to his secret lab,<br>which is right here
in this factory.
How could this happen?
Oh, how could this happen?
Does anyone else<br>know about this?
No, sir.
Good.
This company can't afford<br>any more bad publicity.
Now, before we do<br>anything else, let's...
take care of the child.
Oh, I never thought things<br>would come to this...
not in my factory.
I'm sorry you boys<br>got mixed up in this.
Especially you, James.
But now we can set
everything straight again<br>for the good of the company.
( whirring )
( thunk )
MIKE:<br>Uh...
sir, that's not her door.
I know, I know.
It's yours.
( startled gasps )
( grunts )
( yelling )
No!
( gasps )
( voice echoing ):<br>Boo!
( gasps )
No! No!
No! No! No! No!
No!
( desperate grunts )
It's too late!
We're banished, genius.
We're in the human world!
Oh, what a great idea, going<br>to your old pal Waternoose!
Too bad he was in<br>on the whole thing!
All you had to do was listen<br>to me--just once!
But you didn't, did you?
You're still not listening!
( yelling )
( Sulley grunting and groaning )
Take that!
( growling )
( gasps in horror )
Welcome to the Himalayas!
( wind gusting )
''Abominable''!
( chuckles )
Can you believe that?
Do I look abominable to you?
Why can't they call me<br>the Adorable Snowman or...
or the Agreeable Snowman,<br>for crying out loud?
I'm a nice guy.
Snow cone?
Yuck.
No, no, no.
Don't worry--<br>it's lemon.
Uh, how about<br>you, big fella?
Snow cone?
Did you see the way she...<br>looked at me?
( sighs )
Ah, poor guy.
I understand.
It ain't easy<br>being banished.
Take my buddy, Bigfoot.
When he was banished
he fashioned an enormous diaper<br>out of poison ivy.
Wore it on his head<br>like a tiara.
Called himself King Itchy.
Ah, it won't be so hard for<br>you guys, though, you know.
I mean, how lucky<br>can you get?
Banished with your<br>best friend.
He is not my friend.
Oh. I just assumed you<br>were buddies, you know
when I saw you out<br>there in the snow
hugging and all that.
Look at that big jerk.
Ruined my life, and for what?
A stupid kid!
Because of you,<br>I am now stuck
in this frozen<br>wasteland!
Wasteland?
I think you mean wonderland!
I mean, how about<br>all this fabulous snow, huh?
Oh, and wait till you see<br>the local village.
Cutest thing in the world.
I haven't even mentioned<br>all the free yak's milk.
What... what did you say?
Yak's milk.
Milking a yak<br>ain't exactly a picnic.
You know, once you pick<br>the hairs out
it's very nutritious.
No, no. Something<br>about a village.
Where?<br>Are there kids in it?
Kids? Sure.
Tough kids, sissy kids,<br>kids who climb on rocks...
Where is it?!
It's at the bottom<br>of the mountain.
Around a three-day hike.
Oh, three days?!
We need to get there now!
( thump )
( ding )
You want to go to the village?
Okay, rule number one<br>out here.
Always...
No.
Never go out in a blizzard.
We need to get to Boo.
( grunts, then gasps )
Boo?!
What about us?
( grunts )
Ever since that kid<br>came in
you've ignored<br>everything I've said
and now look where we are!
Oh, we were about<br>to break the record, Sulley.
We would have had it made!
None of that matters now.
None of it matter...
Wa-wait a second.
None of it matters?
( sighs )
MIKE:<br>Okay.
That's.... no. Good. Great.
So, now the truth<br>comes out, doesn't it?
Oh, would you<br>look at that?
We're out of<br>snow cones, uh...
Let me...just go outside
and make some more.
Sulley, what about everything<br>we ever worked for?
Does that matter?<br>Huh?
And what about Celia?
I am never... never<br>going to see her again.
Doesn't that matter?
( sighs )
What about me?
I'm your pal.
I'm... I'm your best friend.
Don't I matter?
( sighs )
I'm sorry, Mike.
I'm sorry we're stuck out here.
I didn't mean<br>for this to happen.
But Boo's in trouble.
I think there might<br>be a way to save her
if we can just<br>get down to that...
''We''?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. ''We''?
No.
There's no ''we'' this time, pal.
I-if-if you want<br>to go out there
and freeze to death
you be my guest...
because you're on your own.
( wind whistles )
Hey, I got more snow cones!
Ohh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
( yells )
( grunting and groaning )
( wind howling )
( distant child screaming )
( children screaming )
Oh, come on, now, George.
I know you can do this.
I picked out an easy door<br>for you-- in Nepal.
Nice, quiet Nepal.
You know, you're right.
Here, take this.
Go get 'em, Georgie!
Gangway! Look out!<br>Coming through!
Sorry, George.
Hey, you can't just...
( gasps )
23...
( gagging )
( whistling )
Out of the way!
-Hey!<br>-Whoa!
Don't!
( gasps )
( whimpers )
Finally!
I never should have<br>trusted you with this.
Because of you, I had<br>to banish my top scarer!
With this machine,<br>we won't need scarers.
Besides, Sullivan got<br>what he deserved.
Sullivan was twice the scarer<br>you will ever be!
( low growl )
( panting )
( clanging )
( grunting )
( yells with effort )
( mechanical whirring )
( gasps )
Kitty!
( whirring and hissing )
( yelling )
( shrieking )
( roaring )
Kitty!
Sullivan?
( grunting )
Wh-whoa!
Kitty!
Sorry, Boo.
Stop him!
( growls )
Let's get you home.
( panting )
( blow lands )
Ooh!
W ATERNOOSE:<br>Finish him off!
Oh! Ooh! Oh!
( clanging )
( thunk )
You don't know how long
I've wanted to do<br>that, Sullivan.
( grunts )
( chuckles )
( punches landing )
Hah!
Ooh!
( shrieks )
( panting )
Ooh!
Mike?!
Look, it's not that I<br>don't care about the kid.
Mike, you don't<br>understand.
Yes, I do. I was<br>just mad, that's all.
I needed some time to think.
But you shouldn't<br>have left me out there.
( thump )
I'm being attacked!
No, I'm not attacking you.
I'm trying to be honest.
Just hear me out.
You and I are a team.
Nothing is more important<br>than our friendship.
I-I-I know, kid.
He's too sensitive.
( gagging )
( whining cry )
Come on, pal.
If you start crying,<br>I'm going to cry
and I'll never get through this.
I'm sorry<br>I wasn't there for you
but I am now.
Ow!
Sulley, I am baring<br>my soul here.
The least you could do<br>is pay attention!
( yells in pain )
( sighs in relief)
Hey, look at that--<br>it's Randall! It's...
Oh.
Come on!
W ATERNOOSE:<br>Get up!
There can't be<br>any witnesses.
There won't be.
I'm glad you came back, Mike.
Somebody's gotta take care<br>of you, you big hair ball.
( Celia screaming )
( screaming )
Ow!
Schmoopsie-poo,<br>I really can't talk.
Come on!
Michael, if you<br>don't tell me
what's going on right<br>now, we are through!
You hear me? Through!
Here's the truth.
You know the kid that they're<br>looking for-- Sulley let her in.
We tried to<br>send her back
but Waternoose<br>had this secret plot
and now Randall's right behind<br>us and he's trying to kill us!
You expect me to believe that<br>pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?!
Mike Wazowski!
( startled yell )
I love you, Schmoopsie-poo!
RANDALL:<br>Move it! Look out, you...
Oh!
...idiot!
( huffing )
Look out. Coming through,<br>here, coming through!
Make way. Move it!
Hurry up. Hurry up.
There they are!
CELIA: ( over P.A. )<br>Attention, employees:<br>Randall Boggs
has just broken<br>the all-time scare record.
Huh?
No, I didn't.
Get out of my way!
( clamouring )
Go get 'em, Googley Bear!
( Boo shrieks )
There it is!
RANDALL:<br>Get off my tail!
Let me through!
Sulley,<br>what are you doing?
Grab on, Mike!
Are you out of your...?
( screaming )
( whirring )
( Mike whimpering )
MIKE:<br>Sulley, what are we doing?
We have to get Boo's door<br>and fiind a station.
MIKE:<br>What a plan--<br>simple, yet insane!
( growls )
Whoa.
Oh, boy. ( gasps )
Hold on!
( Mike screaming )
( screaming )
( clinking )
Wow!
Don't look down!
( teeth chattering )
( rattling )
( startled gasp )
( screaming )
( shrieking )
I'm gonna be sick.<br>I'm gonna be sick!
Whoa!
( screaming )
Oh, no!
( chugging and clanking )
No!
Aah...
Boo's door?
There it is!
MIKE:<br>How are we supposed<br>to get it now?
Oh, it's a dead<br>end, Sulley!
( gasps )
MIKE:<br>There he is.
Make her laugh.
What, Sulley?!
Just do it!
Oh... ow!
( laughing )
( squealing laughter )
( engines starting )
SULLEY:<br>Get it open.
Here he comes.
Give me that kid!
( birds twittering )
( Boo giggling )
Why couldn't we<br>get banished here?
Come on. We got to<br>fiind another door.
( gasps )
Look, Boo's door!
( grunting )
There he is!
Hurry up, hurry up!
Give me your hand.
( screaming )
( grunts )
Come on, it slides,<br>it slides!
Ooh, right, right, right.
( panting )
( gasps )
Jump!<br>I'm behind you!
Come on!
Hurry up! Keep moving!
Get inside!
Ooh! That was weird.
( grunts )
Mike?
Oh, sorry, buddy.
( stunned mumbling )
( growls )
( electronic whirring )
Oh!
I hope that hurt, lizard boy!
( laughing )
Great job, buddy.<br>We lost him.
( squeals )
Boo!
Ha, ha!
No!
( screaming )
Nice working with you!
Get it open!
-I'm trying!<br>-Open the door!
Come on, get in here!
( Boo crying )
( grunting )
Boo!
( panting )
( panting )
There they are!
Sulley, what are you doing?
Sulley!
( grunts )
( grunts )
( yells )
Looks like we caught<br>the express, pal.
Do you see them?
Straight ahead!
No...
( stifled cry )
( grunting nervously )
Kitty!
Boo!
( yelling )
( whimpering )
RANDALL:<br>Look at everybody's<br>favourite scarer now!
You stupid, pathetic waste!
( thump )
You've been number one<br>for too long, Sullivan.
Now your time is up!
And don't worry.
I'll take good care of the kid.
No!
( yelling )
( Boo grunting<br>~ and Randall gagging )
( Randall groaning )
( gagging )
( roaring angrily )
She's not scared<br>of you any more.
( roars angrily )
Looks like you're out of a job.
( gulps )
All right, come on,<br>over the plate.
Let's see<br>the ol' stuff here, pal.
Come on, now, chuck him,<br>chuck him, baby. Hum, baby.
Hum, baby,<br>here's the pitch.
Wait, please, don't,<br>don't, don't!
No!
And he is...<br>out of here!
( crickets chirping )
BOY:<br>Mama, another gator<br>got in the house.
Another gator?!
Give me that shovel!<br>Come here!
( clanging, yelling )
Get him, Mama!<br>Get that gator!
Care to do the honours,<br>Mikey?
With pleasure.
( thud )
( baby talk )
That's right, Boo.
You did it.
You beat him.
( raspberry )
Come on.
Okay, Boo,<br>it's time to go home.
Take care of yourself,<br>and be a good girl, okay?
( gasps )
Oh, no!
The power's out!
Make her laugh again.
All right, I got a move here.
It'll bring down the house.
Up...
( metallic clang )
( groans softly )
Oh, sorry, she didn't see that.
What?! What'd you do,<br>forget to check
if her stupid hood was up
ya big dope?!
( singsong ):<br>Uncle Mike, try not to yell<br>in front of her.
You know we still need her<br>to laugh.
Right.
( laughs )
Hey, Boo, just kidding. Look!
( gibberish )
Funny, right? Huh?<br>See what the...
These are the jokes, kid.
Whoa!
What's happening?
SULLEY:<br>Hold on!
When the door lands<br>in this station, cut the power.
You'll have the child<br>and the criminals responsible
for this whole mess.
Great.<br>A welcoming committee!
What are we going to do?!
( electrical humming )
( clang )
This is the CDA.
Come out slowly
with the child<br>in plain sight.
Okay, okay.
You got us.
Here we are.
Here's the kid.
I'm cooperating.
But before you take us away,<br>I have one thing to say:
( gags )
Catch!
( all shouting ):<br>2319!
We have a toxic<br>projectile!
Halt! After the suspect!
Cover the area!<br>Bring in reinforcements!
W ATERNOOSE:<br>Stop him!
( Boo squeaks )
Come on.
Don't let them get away.
What...?!
No, wait, wait!
Come back!<br>He has the child!
( frustrated growl )
( Boo squeaks )
Sullivan? Sullivan!
Give me the child!
Me not go!
Give her to me!
( panting )
( grunts )
( metallic creaking )
W ATERNOOSE:<br>Open this door!<br>Open this door!
( growling and pounding )
Hey!
Sullivan!
( yells )
W ATERNOOSE:<br>Don't do it.
( beep )
Come on.
Don't go in that room!
( yelling )
I think we stopped him, Boo.
You're safe now.
You be a good girl, okay?
This has gone<br>far enough, James.
She's home now!<br>Just leave her alone!
I can't do that!
She's seen too much.
You both have.
It doesn't have to be this way.
I have no choice!
Times have changed.
Scaring isn't enough any more.
But kidnapping children?!
I'll kidnap<br>a thousand children
before I let<br>this company die
and I'll silence anyone
who gets in my way!
No!
( child's voice ):<br>Good night, Mom.
( woman's voice ):<br>Good night, sweetheart.
Good night, Mom.
What, wh-what is this?!<br>What? Who? Huh?
COMPUTER:<br>Simulation terminated.<br>Simulation terminated.
Well, I don't know<br>about the rest of you guys
but I spotted<br>several big mistakes.
But-but-but how-how did...?<br>How did...?
MIKE:<br>You know what?
Let's watch my favourite part<br>again... shall we?
( repeating ):<br>I'll kidnap a thousand children<br>before I let this company die.
What...? Wha...?
I'll kidnap<br>a thousand children before...
( baby talk )
Shh, shh, shh, shh!
Shh!
I'll get him.
All right,<br>come with us, sir.
Wh-what are<br>you doing?
Take your<br>hands off me!
You can't arrest me!
I hope you're happy, Sullivan!
You've destroyed this company.<br>Monsters, Incorporated is dead!
Where will everyone<br>get their scream now?!
The energy crisis<br>will only get worse
because of you!
( loud clang )
Stay where you are.
Huh?
Number One<br>wants to talk to you.
Attention!
Hello, boys.
BOTH:<br>Roz?!
Two and a half years<br>of undercover work
were almost wasted
when you intercepted<br>that child, Mr Sullivan.
Of course, without your help,<br>I never would have known
that this went all the way up<br>to Waternoose.
( baby talk )
( gasps )
ROZ:<br>Now...
about the girl...
I just want to<br>send her home.
Very good.
( chiming tones )
Bring me a door shredder.
What, you mean... you mean,<br>I can't see her again?
That's the way it has to be.
I'll give you<br>fiive minutes.
( whirring hum )
Well, so long, kid.
Mike Wazowski!
Yeah.
Ah, Boo,<br>it's been fun.
Go ahead.
Go grow up.
( door creaking )
( squealing in delight )
( laughing )
Uh-uh, B-Boo...?
( speaking baby talk )
Um... Boo?
( speaking baby talk )
Oh, look at that.
Yeah, you know...
Oh, that's cute, yeah.
( baby talk )
Uh, Boo, um...
( squeaking toy )
Well, that's very nice.
( giggling )
Come here, you!
( squeals )
( both laughing )
*SONG* Oh, he's a happy bear... *SONG*
( giggling )
( baby talk )
Nothing's coming<br>out of your closet
to scare you<br>any more, right?
Mm...
Yeah.
Goodbye, Boo.
Kitty.
Kitty has to go.
Boo!
( gasps )
Kitty?
( motor buzzing loudly )
( clicks off)
None of this
ever happened, gentlemen.
And I don't want to see<br>any paperwork on this.
( door closes )
Take him away.
( all murmuring )
I bet we get<br>the rest of the day off.
You idiot!
They're going<br>to shut down the factory!
( all gasp )
I'm telling you, pal,<br>when that wall went up
you should have seen the look<br>on Waternoose's face.
Whoo-hoo! I hope we get<br>a copy of that tape.
Hey, you all right?
Come on, pal,<br>cheer up, we did it!
We got Boo home.
Ah, sure, we put the factory<br>in the toilet, and...
gee, hundreds of people<br>will be out of work now.
Not to mention the angry mob<br>that'll come after us
when there's no more power,<br>but, hey...
at least we had<br>some laughs, right?
Laughs...
( crickets chirping )
( wind blowing softly )
( door quietly creaks open )
( boy gasps )
Hey, is this thing on?<br>Hello?
Hello?<br>Testing, testing.
Hey, good evening.<br>How are you?
How are you?<br>Nice to see you.
I tell you, it's good<br>to be here in... your room.
Where you from?
Never mind.
You're in<br>kindergarten, right?
Oh, I love kindergarten.
Best three years of my life.
Of my life.
But I love sports.
Dodgeball was the best.
Oh, yeah.
I was the fastest one out there.
Course I was the ball.
But I...
was the ball, see?
All right.
( rumbling )
( rumbling gets louder )
( gurgling )
Ah...
( huge burp )
Ah?
( laughing )
Hey, thanks a lot.
I'll be here all week.
Remember to tip your waitresses.
( guffawing )
( rippling gurgle )
( bell dings )
Great job, Mikey.
You fiilled your quota on<br>the fiirst kid of the day.
Not bad, huh?
You know, only somebody<br>with perfect comedic timing
could produce this much energy<br>in one shot.
Uh-huh, and the fact<br>that laughter is
ten times more<br>powerful than scream
had nothing to do with it.
( clears throat )
CELIA:<br>Oh, Googley Bear.
Come here, you.
Schmoopsie-poo!
Googley.
Whoa!
( snakes chittering )
( Mike giggling )
Girls!<br>Girls, put...
Stop, stop, stop!
Michael,<br>you're such a charmer.
Hey, did you bring<br>the magazine?
They just delivered<br>a whole box.
Let me see it!
( laughing )
Sulley and I<br>made the cover, right?
( whispering ):<br>I don't believe it.
( sympathetically ):<br>~Googley Bear...
I'm on the cover<br>of a magazine!
Ow!
( chattering )
( jittering blubbers )
Oh, this is great!
( humming happily )
( child laughing uproariously )
( bell dings )
Oh.
( distant laughter )
( kazoo whirs )
( toy horn toots )
MIKE:<br>Hey, Sulley!
( yells )
Hey, uh, Mike.<br>I was, uh, just...
Well, listen,<br>if you got a minute
there's something<br>I want to show you.
But-but-but...
Okay, close your eyes.
Follow me.<br>Come on.
I-I-I...
No peeking.
Keep coming,<br>keep coming,<br>keep coming.
Come on,<br>keep coming.
Keep coming,<br>keep coming.
Mike...
Follow the sultry<br>sound of my voice.
Okay, stop.
Open them.
Ta-da!
Mike...
is that...?
Sorry it took
so long, pal.
It was a lot of wood<br>to go through.
You know,<br>it only works
if you have<br>every piece.
( whirring hum )
( creaking )
Boo?
BOO:<br>Kitty!
( bouncy blues melody plays )
-Speed.<br>-Marker.
And... action.
SULLEY:<br>*SONG* If I were a rich man *SONG*
*SONG* With a million or two *SONG*
MIKE:<br>*SONG* I'd live in<br>a penthouse *SONG*
*SONG* In a room<br>with a view *SONG*
*SONG* And if I were handsome *SONG*
No way.
It could happen.
*SONG* Those dreams<br>do come true *SONG*
*SONG* I wouldn't have nothing<br>if I didn't have you *SONG*
*SONG* Wouldn't have nothing<br>if I didn't have *SONG*
*SONG* Wouldn't have nothing<br>if I didn't have *SONG*
*SONG* Wouldn't have nothing... *SONG*
( giggling )
DIRECT OR:<br>Okay, cut.
( flushing )
Okay, you fiinished<br>now, right?
Hello?
Hello.
( yells )
( laughs )
( both laugh )
Come on, get lost, you two.
You're making him<br>lose his focus.
Oh, sorry.
See you later, fellas.
Go get 'em, Mr Solomon.
You idiot!
It's Sullivan, not Solomon!
What?
You're messing up the scene!
Sorry.
We're never going to work<br>in Hollywood again!
Let me do it over.
Shut up!
Keep rolling!
You're making it worse!
JERRY:<br>Duck and cover, people!
( squeaking )
Hey, thanks, guys.
That was a close one.
( yelling )
Ta-da!
( all laughing )
Oh, Boo, it's been fun.
Go ahead.
Go throw up.
( Boo giggles )
What?<br>What did I say?
What? What?
Cut.
Hey, Ted!
Good morning!
( unrealistic roaring )
Cut.
Hey, how was that?<br>Was I scary?
Do I get the part?
Thank you.
Can I do it again?
I can be taller!
Next!
And action!
Okay, let's move.<br>Let's move, let's move!
( yelling )
( loud crash )
Ow!
( laughter )
Can we get a little more wax<br>on the floor, please?
Wait a minute.<br>Randall?
That cheater!
He's trying<br>to boost his numbers!
There's something else.
What?!
Look-lay in the bag-bay.
I think you mean<br>''Ook-lay in the ag-bay.''
What? Didn't I...?
Well, you know, maybe<br>you should just take a minute
and ead-ray<br>your ipt-scray.
( chuckles )
You think he's in going<br>to come through the closet
and scare you.
Oh, boy, how do I explain this?
Uh, it's empty.
See?
Guess who.
( laughter )
Action.
Hey, what's the...
( laughing )
( chuckles )
Okay, very funny.
Hey, I look good in a suit.
Marker.
And action.
Let her rip.
Go.
( loud whirring )
Whoa!
Shut it off!<br>Shut it off!
( yelling )
Pull the lever!
( yells )
You're making it worse!
MIKE:<br>*SONG* But I must admit it *SONG*
*SONG* Big guy, you<br>always come through *SONG*
*SONG* I wouldn't have nothing<br>if I didn't have you *SONG*
BOTH:<br>*SONG* You and me together *SONG*
*SONG* That's how it<br>always should be *SONG*
*SONG* One without the other<br>don't mean nothing to me *SONG*
*SONG* Nothing to me... *SONG*
Oh, hey!
We're rehearsing a scene<br>for the upcoming company play
~called Put That Thing Back<br>Where lt Came From
Or So Help Me.
( Mike laughing )
It's a musical!
*SONG* Put that thing back where<br>it came from or so help me *SONG*
*SONG* Bom-bom, bom-bom,<br>bom-bom... *SONG*
*SONG* Get that thing<br>away from me, you guys *SONG*
*SONG* Put that thing back<br>where it came from *SONG*
*SONG* Or I'll poke myself<br>in the eye! *SONG*
It's a work in progress.
It's gonna get better.
Ladies and gentlemen
welcome to this year's<br>company play
starring, written
and directed by Mike...
and produced!
And produced<br>by Mike Wazowski.
Oh.
( applause and cheers )
( piano plays bouncy tune )
*SONG* Put that thing back where<br>it came from, or so help me *SONG*
*SONG* So help me *SONG*
*SONG* So help me get by *SONG*
*SONG* Put that thing back<br>where it came from *SONG*
*SONG* Or so help me *SONG*
*SONG* So help me *SONG*
*SONG* I just gotta cry... *SONG*
Your seat is right<br>over there, sir.
Boo!
*SONG* There's a child,<br>there's a child *SONG*
*SONG* There's a human child *SONG*
Oh, no!
*SONG* Running<br>'round the restaurant *SONG*
*SONG* This is really wild *SONG*
( screaming )
*SONG* What in heaven's name<br>will become of us? *SONG*
*SONG* We who are living<br>in Monstropolis? *SONG*
( tinkling crash )
( piano segues to ballad )
All right, Wazowski.
Tell us where the kid is.
( booing and hissing )
I will never talk!
Never!
*SONG* She's out of our hair *SONG*
( light applause and whistles )
*SONG* And just when I dare...<br>to care *SONG*
*SONG* She says, ''au contraire'' *SONG*
*SONG* You're my pair...<br>of friends *SONG*
*SONG* I love you. *SONG*
( sobbing loudly )
Keep it together, man!
*SONG* And so we put that kid<br>back where she came from *SONG*
*SONG* And she helped us to fiind *SONG*
*SONG* A better tomorrow today! *SONG*
Thank you!
What a night for my mother<br>to be in the audience!
Ladies and gentlemen
my mom!
( whistling loudly )
Thank you, Monstropolis!
BOTH:<br>*SONG* I don't have to say it *SONG*
SULLEY:<br>Ah, say it anyway.
MIKE:<br>*SONG* 'Cause we... *SONG*
*SONG* Both know it's true *SONG*
*SONG* I wouldn't have nothing<br>if I didn't have *SONG*
*SONG* I wouldn't have<br>nothing if I didn't have *SONG*
*SONG* I wouldn't have nothing<br>if I didn't have you *SONG*
*SONG* Wouldn't have nothing<br>if I didn't have you. *SONG*
( music ends )
One more time.
( music begins again )
It worked!
*SONG* I don't have to say it *SONG*
I'm gonna anyway!
*SONG* 'Cause we both<br>know it's true *SONG*
Let's take it<br>home, big guy.
BOTH:<br>*SONG* I wouldn't have nothing<br>if I didn't have *SONG*
*SONG* I wouldn't have<br>nothing if I didn't have *SONG*
*SONG* I wouldn't have nothing<br>if I didn't have you *SONG*
*SONG* You, you *SONG*
*SONG* A, E, I, O... *SONG*
*SONG* That means you, yeah. *SONG*
( music ends )